Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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836. | Anshul (cononcus) | 95.74 | 97% | 2017-09-08 |
837. | Carter (calgaryracer) | 95.73 | 98% | 2018-03-20 |
838. | Nolan (diegonolan) | 95.72 | 98% | 2017-12-28 |
839. | Aaron (mrduckface32) | 95.67 | 97% | 2017-12-06 |
840. | Muslem (muslimomar) | 95.66 | 97% | 2020-07-06 |
841. | Breeze (driftbreeze) | 95.64 | 99% | 2020-05-26 |
842. | Salmon (pillowend) | 95.63 | 98% | 2020-10-23 |
843. | soldano (soldano) | 95.62 | 99% | 2020-09-12 |
844. | Halfyam (halfyam) | 95.62 | 99% | 2020-01-03 |
845. | Alex (alexpizarroj) | 95.61 | 97% | 2019-05-04 |
846. | x (mxlxdx) | 95.61 | 97% | 2018-11-06 |
847. | Meet (mhscool) | 95.59 | 99% | 2018-06-27 |
848. | marvin (magnimarve) | 95.58 | 97% | 2018-01-22 |
849. | Kevin (lin6625) | 95.57 | 98% | 2018-06-27 |
850. | Susie (susieq22) | 95.56 | 97% | 2018-03-13 |
851. | Usman (usmanmajeed12) | 95.48 | 97% | 2018-10-20 |
852. | Brian (softero) | 95.47 | 99% | 2018-08-16 |
853. | AA (whitefloss) | 95.47 | 97% | 2020-11-16 |
854. | Tootels (joenasha10) | 95.47 | 98% | 2018-12-12 |
855. | Paolo (invelt) | 95.44 | 96% | 2020-10-03 |
856. | Cwis (cwismastwee) | 95.41 | 96% | 2020-06-10 |
857. | Dan (dssl86) | 95.40 | 97% | 2018-12-03 |
858. | Chris (chriswck) | 95.38 | 99% | 2020-07-01 |
859. | Igor (bigloser3) | 95.33 | 99% | 2019-12-31 |
860. | dariah (darioli) | 95.29 | 97% | 2020-12-17 |
861. | Myshkin (kerouaz) | 95.28 | 98% | 2019-12-04 |
862. | Victor (iusearchbtw) | 95.26 | 96% | 2020-09-28 |
863. | nika (nika07) | 95.18 | 98% | 2020-09-10 |
864. | DeathModer (kido2976) | 95.16 | 97% | 2019-07-29 |
865. | devin (dmao) | 95.15 | 96% | 2020-11-07 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 7,905 | 76.87 | August 27, 2017 |
Instant Death Mode | 4 | 109.06 | September 24, 2019 |
All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 45.58 | March 1, 2022 |
ᗜ Stenography | 1 | 87.16 | September 21, 2022 |