Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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733. | ゼロ (zeroballing) | 97.87 | 98% | 2018-12-28 |
734. | Bingy (waesoph) | 97.86 | 99% | 2018-12-15 |
735. | Cam (qwestfinder) | 97.85 | 96% | 2020-10-08 |
736. | Quotient (quotient) | 97.84 | 97% | 2020-09-16 |
737. | 144p 1998 VW Beetle (stryke... | 97.81 | 96% | 2021-08-18 |
738. | Nemo (35603560) | 97.79 | 98% | 2020-06-28 |
739. | obamaz123 (obamaz123) | 97.78 | 95% | 2020-07-10 |
740. | John Carlo (johndue21) | 97.76 | 97% | 2017-12-10 |
741. | Justin (jayojay) | 97.74 | 97% | 2020-03-22 |
742. | Tortilla (cyrellus) | 97.73 | 97% | 2020-09-15 |
743. | nova (fuccboy420) | 97.68 | 97% | 2018-08-03 |
744. | Frank (frankxu) | 97.67 | 99% | 2018-07-15 |
745. | 0x507FA88 (tt_richard) | 97.66 | 99% | 2019-04-19 |
746. | Morris (reinheart) | 97.61 | 96% | 2019-12-19 |
747. | Ultima (flasherx) | 97.54 | 96% | 2020-06-30 |
748. | PR (mrprx) | 97.48 | 98% | 2020-02-25 |
749. | eggs979 (eggs979) | 97.41 | 98% | 2019-02-19 |
750. | Octo (octophobia) | 97.37 | 97% | 2018-10-17 |
751. | Crafty (craftywastaken) | 97.26 | 97% | 2017-10-22 |
752. | M (methawatc) | 97.26 | 98% | 2018-09-28 |
753. | ryota (ryotoom18) | 97.22 | 97% | 2018-12-03 |
754. | Darko (darkec) | 97.21 | 98% | 2020-07-21 |
755. | Prasannjeet (misteeque) | 97.20 | 99% | 2018-09-22 |
756. | Usman (x1itachi) | 97.19 | 96% | 2019-07-09 |
757. | Herby (enjjj) | 97.18 | 97% | 2020-05-04 |
758. | R (rhinousc) | 97.13 | 97% | 2020-05-21 |
759. | raz🐢 (razman) | 97.09 | 96% | 2021-07-23 |
760. | W (wdana) | 97.09 | 99% | 2019-05-13 |
761. | https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXc... | 97.08 | 97% | 2020-10-16 |
762. | Neodymium (neodytrium) | 97.08 | 97% | 2021-08-11 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 7,905 | 76.87 | August 27, 2017 |
Instant Death Mode | 4 | 109.06 | September 24, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 1 | 87.16 | September 21, 2022 |
All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 45.58 | March 1, 2022 |