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I just don't know why they're shooting at us. All we want to do is bring them democracy and white bread. Transplant the American dream. Freedom. Achievement. Hyperacidity. Affluence. Flatulence. Technology. Tension. The inalienable right to an early coronary sitting at your desk while plotting to stab your boss in the back.

—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart

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Rank Username WPM Accuracy Date
175. Emma (vfctyrant) 122.70 98% 2021-08-17
176. David (elhipercubo) 122.70 99% 2017-10-17
177. Lee (cytokid101) 122.68 99% 2018-09-09
178. zach (pingle) 122.60 98% 2020-08-16
179. (g1_petroleum) 122.47 98% 2020-11-05
180. Darko (shippylord) 122.45 98% 2020-12-03
181. dylan_9802 (dylan_9802) 122.24 97% 2023-04-17
182. Joe (koolflaps) 122.22 98% 2019-08-06
183. dion (songoku24) 122.17 99% 2019-11-17
184. jcai (purplestratocaster) 122.04 99% 2019-11-22
185. John666695 (john666695) 121.97 99% 2020-07-10
186. I play tetris too (hkgwife) 121.97 99% 2020-11-06
187. Cool and (lordofthedance) 121.96 98% 2018-08-29
188. Rachel (rmsitar) 121.93 99% 2020-07-27
189. dva main (thedragonemperor) 121.71 98% 2020-11-10
190. Joe (seph_of_joe) 121.64 97% 2020-12-05
191. ChimChimChim (chimchimchim) 121.62 99% 2017-11-08
192. sammito1 (sammito1) 121.58 98% 2020-11-20
193. (scraex) 121.38 99% 2021-11-17
194. lubi222 (lubi222) 121.36 98% 2020-11-19
195. mpu (mpu1) 121.33 98% 2018-03-20
196. Maxx (maxxdw) 121.23 98% 2019-11-08
197. telepathic_bread (telepathi... 121.18 98% 2019-11-14
198. Jason (jbb817) 121.15 98% 2019-04-06
199. Silent_One (get_a_lif3) 121.02 98% 2018-03-06
200. Jimmy (juij) 120.91 99% 2019-09-25
201. Brandon (unisykolist) 120.83 99% 2018-10-06
202. dudu (dudu1061) 120.82 99% 2019-03-27
203. armortec (darthmouth) 120.79 99% 2018-12-02
204. CRDM (crdm0) 120.78 98% 2017-10-12

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Universe Races Average WPM First Race
Default (English) 9,171 78.07 August 27, 2017
Instant Death Mode 11 105.20 January 6, 2019
ᗜ Stenography 2 83.67 June 21, 2022