It's inhuman to serve the same food day after day. The Geneva Convention prohibits the killing of our taste buds! I simply cannot eat the same food day after day. Fish! Liver! Day after day! I've eaten a river of liver and an ocean of fish! I've eaten so much fish I'm ready to grow gills! I've eaten so much liver I can only make love if I'm smothered in bacon and onions! Are we going to stand for this? Are we going to let them do this to us? No, I say NO! We're not going to eat this dreck anymore! We want something else!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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1974. | Jay (jayyyyyyyy) | 81.09 | 98% | 2020-12-10 |
1975. | Marek (ksydry_nt_pbt) | 81.09 | 97% | 2017-10-23 |
1976. | Paul (pk234) | 81.07 | 99% | 2018-05-22 |
1977. | Brian (scottyb) | 81.06 | 97% | 2019-04-24 |
1978. | jared (mbdtf) | 81.04 | 98% | 2019-09-03 |
1979. | Zach (11037) | 81.03 | 97% | 2019-09-24 |
1980. | Chaws5 (chaws5) | 81.00 | 99% | 2020-04-30 |
1981. | Drew (dewbz) | 81.00 | 97% | 2017-11-07 |
1982. | SAYH (benpiggy) | 80.99 | 98% | 2018-05-11 |
1983. | Buster Brown (shadowblitz29) | 80.98 | 97% | 2020-10-27 |
1984. | Gidean (gidean) | 80.96 | 98% | 2021-07-25 |
1985. | Andrew (zengwendian) | 80.96 | 97% | 2020-11-29 |
1986. | Nishchal (nishchal07) | 80.96 | 98% | 2020-03-23 |
1987. | Pedro (pedro5370) | 80.95 | 98% | 2021-08-20 |
1988. | Jayson (itsjaysonfr) | 80.94 | 97% | 2017-10-10 |
1989. | Butdikc (butdikc) | 80.92 | 97% | 2018-06-14 |
1990. | Krishna (cold5r) | 80.87 | 98% | 2019-01-18 |
1991. | Jonowo (trainerjono) | 80.86 | 96% | 2020-06-22 |
1992. | sonny (sonnysixteen) | 80.84 | 99% | 2020-11-15 |
1993. | Ross (m0nday) | 80.81 | 96% | 2018-08-28 |
1994. | Hunter (hunter_5mith) | 80.80 | 97% | 2020-03-16 |
1995. | meep (meep1003) | 80.80 | 98% | 2019-06-11 |
1996. | Sakura (cyntasia) | 80.79 | 97% | 2019-02-02 |
1997. | Igor (skeef79) | 80.78 | 96% | 2020-08-20 |
1998. | Jacques (jacques7) | 80.77 | 98% | 2019-02-10 |
1999. | Ryan (ryanwalterg) | 80.75 | 97% | 2021-07-18 |
2000. | delfan (delfaaan) | 80.74 | 97% | 2019-09-02 |
2001. | Calvin (bigsausage) | 80.71 | 97% | 2018-05-04 |
2002. | Brandon (barndenn) | 80.71 | 98% | 2018-06-26 |
2003. | multibrawlr (multibrawlr) | 80.70 | 99% | 2019-06-27 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
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Default (English) | 6,926 | 81.81 | August 27, 2017 |
ᗜ Stenography | 3 | 61.69 | August 12, 2021 |
Instant Death Mode | 3 | 107.60 | March 27, 2020 |
Long Texts | 1 | 91.73 | July 11, 2017 |