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Oh, I'm sorry. I can't come to the door right now. I'm afraid that in my weakened condition, I could take a nasty spill down the stairs and subject myself to further school absences. You can reach my parents at their places of business. Thank you for stopping by. I appreciate your concern for my well-being. Have a nice day!

—from Ferris Bueller's Day Off, a movie by John Hughes

Active since July 25, 2017.
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Leaders

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Rank Username WPM Accuracy Date
95. WatchDominion.org (lithox2) 143.36 99% 2018-04-21
96. Sydney (sydnang) 143.23 99% 2020-07-14
97. MadsFuldGhoul (swaax) 143.01 100% 2019-09-12
98. Bucecean (blaskowiscz) 142.89 97% 2017-11-30
99. Deqa (deqqer) 142.62 99% 2018-11-08
100. MJ (minijuice94) 142.39 98% 2020-05-17
101. Jake (nameless337) 142.26 100% 2018-03-06
102. zetria (primalknight) 142.07 99% 2017-09-05
103. (^.^) (celinedreaming) 141.87 98% 2020-08-19
104. Alpine (relambrien) 141.74 99% 2020-11-13
105. maybe half the time (framed... 141.59 98% 2018-11-06
106. Xeogran (xeogran) 141.29 98% 2017-09-10
107. MMF (dfrogman) 141.15 100% 2019-05-09
108. Penguino (cspenguino) 140.88 99% 2020-08-22
109. (klaritix) 140.86 98% 2019-06-11
110. ✔️▄◘🚀!new_luca@y... 140.75 100% 2020-11-03
111. 👺John Lachney (valikor) 140.73 99% 2017-08-16
112. Joseph (_jos_) 140.69 99% 2018-10-08
113. Austin (austinpenguin) 140.55 99% 2019-10-28
114. slow aaron (nonquitnonquit) 140.53 100% 2018-10-17
115. tanami (tanami) 140.48 98% 2019-03-18
116. boeien (ebic_gamer) 140.39 99% 2019-11-02
117. john (nothisisjohn) 140.28 98% 2020-11-24
118. PaoPao (paolo1221) 140.15 100% 2018-12-04
119. richard (retagaine) 140.05 100% 2018-06-27
120. forgot how to type (glacier... 140.02 98% 2019-09-25
121. T (tcubesak) 139.93 99% 2018-10-02
122. Saso McDaso (justtypefast) 139.85 98% 2019-11-17
123. bread (breadbubble) 139.85 99% 2018-07-28
124. Hawkyra (hawkyra) 139.77 99% 2018-06-04

Universes

Universe Races Average WPM First Race
Default (English) 9,673 83.33 July 25, 2017
Instant Death Mode 15 100.35 June 3, 2019
ᗜ Stenography 1 46.23 December 21, 2023