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Extremely serious. It starts with a slight fever, dryness of the throat. As the virus penetrates the red blood cells, the victim becomes dizzy, begins to experience an itching, a rash. From there the poison goes to work on the central nervous system, causing severe muscle spasms followed by the inevitable drooling. At this point, the entire digestive system collapses accompanied by uncontrollable flatulence until finally the poor bastard is reduced to a quivering wasted piece of jelly.

—from Airplane!, a movie by Jim Abrahams, David Zucker, and Jerry Zucker

Active since July 25, 2017.
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Rank Username WPM Accuracy Date
128. Jake (nameless337) 123.51 99% 2017-07-26
129. Erik (the__cpl) 123.46 99% 2020-10-30
130. annie (anniea) 123.34 99% 2018-01-13
131. Goomba (dragoomba) 123.34 98% 2020-09-15
132. 16/f/cali (ultrashibe) 123.20 96% 2018-08-14
133. squil (logslogs) 123.05 99% 2018-09-16
134. nerd (dumbnerd) 123.03 98% 2017-11-10
135. Alaska Young (soner) 122.82 98% 2018-12-02
136. Jenny (roguevirago) 122.78 98% 2018-12-01
137. zig (gluegluglu) 122.32 100% 2018-09-16
138. Hannah (hlbentz) 122.31 99% 2020-10-21
139. Amen [Dvorak-Trainee] (amun) 122.10 97% 2018-12-22
140. Connor (davrostf) 122.05 98% 2019-04-21
141. Kaleab (weeeekaleab) 122.02 97% 2020-03-06
142. Adam (sehoon) 121.81 98% 2018-07-11
143. dylan_9802 (dylan_9802) 121.74 97.3% 2023-11-15
144. Larryjr (alanis) 121.68 98% 2018-08-06
145. Billy (thechilimaster) 121.53 97% 2018-01-05
146. Barack (howdoigetfaster) 121.50 97% 2017-08-19
147. tstats[kamikrazy] (kamikrazy) 121.39 99% 2017-10-12
148. Alex (ormin) 121.36 99% 2018-11-03
149. my hands hurt (plkshizuku) 121.36 98% 2020-04-10
150. THE CHIAMP (chiamp) 121.10 98% 2019-03-21
151. pikablech (icdragon) 120.93 99% 2017-09-18
152. Dimitar (dimitard) 120.80 98% 2018-05-02
153. Mike (emrenegades) 120.72 98% 2018-05-01
154. forgot how to type (glacier... 120.52 97% 2019-09-03
155. Erik (megaspazz) 120.50 99% 2018-03-26
156. Billy (kumidaiko) 120.46 98% 2019-03-02
157. maybe half the time (framed... 120.43 98% 2018-07-11

Universes

Universe Races Average WPM First Race
Default (English) 6,656 80.72 July 25, 2017
Instant Death Mode 3 143.95 February 22, 2020
ᗜ Stenography 1 106.25 January 29, 2022