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Colonel! Can you possibly imagine what is going to happen to you, your frame, outlook, way of life, and everything, when they learn that you have obstructed a telephone call to the President of the United States? Can you imagine? Shoot it off! Shoot! With a gun! That's what the bullets are for, you twit!

—from Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb, a movie by Stanley Kubrick

Active since October 7, 2017.
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4. 20mg (chakk) 184.92 100% 2018-12-01
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7. r (deroche1) 174.65 99% 2018-03-30
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Universe Races Average WPM First Race
Default (English) 8,600 76.55 October 7, 2017
Instant Death Mode 11 82.69 February 19, 2019
แ—œ Stenography 5 104.24 August 9, 2021
Sean Wrona's Universe 1 108.47 December 12, 2022