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In a 32-bit world, you're a 2-bit user. You've got your own newsgroup, "alt.total-loser". Your motherboard melts when you try to send a fax. Where'd you get your CPU, in a box of Cracker Jacks? Play me online? Well, you know that I'll beat you. If I ever meet you I'll control-alt-delete you.

—from It's All About the Pentiums, a song by "Weird Al" Yankovic

Active since January 1, 1970.
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1. (keegant) 134.71 97.2% 2024-02-14
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4. [BOT] (slowtexts) 98.24 98% 2024-01-14
5. -ˏˋ 🌟 ˎˊ- (rektless) 81.87 98.7% 2024-04-15

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