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I make my living off the evening news. Just give me something, something I can use. People love it when you lose. They love dirty laundry. Well, I coulda been an actor, but I wound up here. I just have to look good. I don't have to be clear. Come and whisper in my ear. Give us dirty laundry.

—from Dirty Laundry, a song by Don Henley

Active since July 25, 2017.
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Leaders

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Rank Username WPM Accuracy Date
56. ye (modest_ked) 161.13 99% 2018-06-07
57. Elijah (cardboardnonquit) 160.91 99% 2018-03-15
58. (alpha_panda) 160.67 99% 2018-03-11
59. xehadaw (xehadaw) 160.46 100% 2020-12-19
60. CRDM (crdm0) 160.18 99% 2017-11-16
61. gian (gianthetaco) 160.09 100% 2020-03-18
62. Tsukasa@dvorak (melot) 159.21 100% 2017-08-08
63. eiko (eikomaniac) 159.05 99% 2018-02-11
64. N/A (notapplicable) 158.93 99% 2018-11-03
65. zetria (primalknight) 158.91 99% 2019-01-26
66. taran maintrack (fastaccount) 158.56 98% 2020-05-06
67. (sidd_) 158.52 98% 2019-06-24
68. oak (oaksmudge) 158.05 99% 2020-06-15
69. Adamsky (adamsky) 158.02 97% 2020-10-11
70. Xeogran (xeogran) 157.36 99% 2020-08-07
71. carp (trashfish) 157.19 99% 2020-03-03
72. . (oh_hai) 156.88 99% 2018-04-30
73. taran something (actuallymo... 156.62 98% 2018-01-22
74. ANDREA (andreaak00) 155.80 98% 2019-01-29
75. hi (newkeyboardlove) 155.62 100% 2017-12-30
76. Oliver (alterodd) 155.09 99% 2017-12-19
77. Fictions (fictionqt) 154.88 99% 2017-09-23
78. فلسطين في قلبي ... 154.79 99% 2021-10-27
79. gregory the caracal (johnnew) 154.67 98% 2017-09-28
80. Swift (breakneck3) 154.44 99% 2018-01-08
81. Kairu (itskyle1995) 154.30 100% 2020-06-08
82. zapakh (zapakh) 154.13 100% 2019-02-03
83. Chris Klenø (sircw) 153.77 99% 2019-11-11
84. 🌹 Black Rose 🌹 (typi... 153.66 98% 2018-02-15
85. eat my dust, quitters! (pla... 153.35 100% 2020-08-02

Universes

Universe Races Average WPM First Race
Default (English) 11,600 85.13 July 25, 2017
Instant Death Mode 12 99.20 December 7, 2018
ᗜ Stenography 5 95.90 June 25, 2020