I make my living off the evening news. Just give me something, something I can use. People love it when you lose. They love dirty laundry. Well, I coulda been an actor, but I wound up here. I just have to look good. I don't have to be clear. Come and whisper in my ear. Give us dirty laundry.
—from Dirty Laundry, a song by Don Henley
Active since July 25, 2017.
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| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 11,600 | 85.13 | July 25, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 12 | 99.20 | December 7, 2018 |
| แ Stenography | 5 | 95.90 | June 25, 2020 |