Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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2437. | J0hn (johnjonez23) | 81.57 | 98% | 2020-09-12 |
2438. | robert (bobbybdennis) | 81.57 | 97% | 2018-09-12 |
2439. | Thanh (tnguyen098) | 81.56 | 97% | 2020-08-27 |
2440. | Rear (rolotomassi) | 81.55 | 97% | 2018-10-24 |
2441. | Eric (iiwaterboyii) | 81.54 | 96% | 2018-05-10 |
2442. | Joël (bongo13) | 81.53 | 97% | 2020-08-10 |
2443. | Lasi (lasileuka) | 81.53 | 97% | 2020-10-08 |
2444. | asdf (doctorworm) | 81.52 | 98% | 2019-12-08 |
2445. | Noodle (noodleguitar) | 81.50 | 97% | 2020-04-17 |
2446. | touch me (sertouchme) | 81.50 | 97% | 2020-11-13 |
2447. | Roblox123 (roblox6969) | 81.49 | 95% | 2019-08-05 |
2448. | a (ierfth) | 81.45 | 97% | 2019-01-21 |
2449. | Kairzel (kairzel) | 81.43 | 96% | 2020-03-21 |
2450. | Give me ice (givemeice) | 81.43 | 97% | 2018-08-09 |
2451. | Anmol (anmolsaraswat) | 81.42 | 97% | 2020-09-04 |
2452. | Big Tuna (dominicgangx) | 81.42 | 97% | 2019-10-30 |
2453. | James (m33pit) | 81.41 | 97% | 2018-02-19 |
2454. | oh (wod_) | 81.41 | 97% | 2018-09-23 |
2455. | Bruno (tresco) | 81.41 | 96% | 2020-10-12 |
2456. | Chris (chrissstone) | 81.40 | 98% | 2017-11-21 |
2457. | matt (w_dyer) | 81.40 | 96% | 2020-01-27 |
2458. | Gosu (timmytilter) | 81.39 | 97% | 2018-08-04 |
2459. | donald balls (swag_man_unli... | 81.39 | 97% | 2020-09-09 |
2460. | Nick (1truelipstick) | 81.38 | 95% | 2019-05-06 |
2461. | Ariffin (ariffin) | 81.36 | 96% | 2019-03-14 |
2462. | Elijamin (mejikmahn) | 81.36 | 97% | 2020-12-09 |
2463. | Salmon (pillowend) | 81.35 | 95% | 2017-07-26 |
2464. | Sumo (sumosnorlax) | 81.34 | 96% | 2019-11-05 |
2465. | Helge (htb91) | 81.33 | 98% | 2019-05-31 |
2466. | jo (garvers) | 81.33 | 97% | 2019-08-31 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
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Default (English) | 9,271 | 80.64 | June 27, 2017 |
Instant Death Mode | 8 | 111.93 | April 14, 2018 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 99.42 | February 14, 2022 |