Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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5228. | Vuong (levuong0402) | 56.94 | 96% | 2020-06-06 |
5229. | Kyle (orthocube) | 56.92 | 95% | 2017-12-24 |
5230. | Hello (julius1331) | 56.91 | 96% | 2018-11-17 |
5231. | Lachlan (cancer88) | 56.91 | 96% | 2020-09-08 |
5232. | Sarvo (reladric) | 56.91 | 96% | 2018-10-03 |
5233. | David (wdnch) | 56.90 | 97% | 2018-06-21 |
5234. | Toowe (toowe) | 56.90 | 95% | 2020-07-30 |
5235. | onel (onel11) | 56.89 | 93% | 2018-09-11 |
5236. | Raphael (crazydrmad) | 56.88 | 97% | 2020-10-30 |
5237. | Subham (subhamiit15) | 56.88 | 97% | 2020-12-01 |
5238. | A (akane49) | 56.87 | 97% | 2020-05-21 |
5239. | power (mrpowerstudiesyt) | 56.85 | 95% | 2020-10-19 |
5240. | Valters (valters07) | 56.85 | 97% | 2020-10-30 |
5241. | wayson (wayson) | 56.83 | 97% | 2020-11-03 |
5242. | Alon (kryknight) | 56.83 | 94% | 2018-01-16 |
5243. | ISAAC (i_s_a_a_c) | 56.82 | 95% | 2017-09-08 |
5244. | Michael (michaz) | 56.81 | 97% | 2020-10-01 |
5245. | J (jtzh019) | 56.80 | 97% | 2020-11-22 |
5246. | Martina (martinasp) | 56.80 | 97% | 2018-10-19 |
5247. | Dreyard (dreyard) | 56.79 | 95% | 2018-11-06 |
5248. | Andrè (andrree) | 56.78 | 93% | 2020-10-19 |
5249. | Fernando (flugaoveltem) | 56.77 | 98% | 2018-11-21 |
5250. | Peter (zekags) | 56.76 | 97% | 2017-11-07 |
5251. | asdf (protozeit) | 56.74 | 95% | 2020-08-11 |
5252. | th (r05222005) | 56.74 | 97% | 2018-07-18 |
5253. | Rowan (rowan7401) | 56.71 | 95% | 2018-12-14 |
5254. | Jack (jfragg) | 56.71 | 96% | 2019-04-03 |
5255. | Jericho (typersimon) | 56.66 | 96% | 2020-05-15 |
5256. | SixSixSixFourTwentySixNine ... | 56.66 | 93% | 2018-10-16 |
5257. | ali (delonias) | 56.66 | 95% | 2017-12-22 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 9,271 | 80.64 | June 27, 2017 |
Instant Death Mode | 8 | 111.93 | April 14, 2018 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 99.42 | February 14, 2022 |