Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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948. | Amelia (ahmillzah) | 100.05 | 97% | 2020-09-22 |
949. | Trent (uninterested) | 100.05 | 98% | 2018-01-16 |
950. | Czar (czarlol) | 100.05 | 99% | 2017-12-06 |
951. | R (rhinousc) | 100.01 | 99% | 2018-05-23 |
952. | D (dmaulish) | 99.94 | 98% | 2019-09-25 |
953. | Justin (suhjune123) | 99.93 | 97% | 2020-01-20 |
954. | Brandon (bqn0309) | 99.92 | 97% | 2020-10-30 |
955. | Pyry (pyry_ouri) | 99.92 | 98% | 2019-01-25 |
956. | Low (tortin286) | 99.91 | 97% | 2019-10-07 |
957. | Guest (cwong) | 99.90 | 97% | 2020-11-28 |
958. | Liu (liusbl) | 99.88 | 98% | 2020-01-02 |
959. | ⛓️ EPSTEIN COURT DOCS (... | 99.88 | 97% | 2020-06-09 |
960. | Jabileu (viktthor666) | 99.87 | 97% | 2019-11-23 |
961. | Kitty (kxkixi) | 99.87 | 98% | 2019-12-21 |
962. | daneil (piggasauwus) | 99.84 | 98% | 2020-09-18 |
963. | pasha (pashatoper) | 99.82 | 97% | 2018-10-21 |
964. | McGoose (mcgoose) | 99.81 | 98% | 2017-11-07 |
965. | Ismail (shadowwalker3) | 99.76 | 96% | 2018-11-27 |
966. | nick (nickderp) | 99.71 | 97% | 2019-06-21 |
967. | Sean (changomango) | 99.68 | 98% | 2020-09-30 |
968. | Good luck fam @Arteezy (mic... | 99.68 | 98% | 2017-07-31 |
969. | Button (mhd0) | 99.67 | 98% | 2017-08-26 |
970. | Alex (hirage) | 99.62 | 97% | 2017-06-29 |
971. | ruru (awestrike) | 99.57 | 98% | 2019-05-05 |
972. | Johnny (bananabonger) | 99.56 | 96% | 2019-12-02 |
973. | スレトロン (slethron) | 99.56 | 98% | 2020-02-14 |
974. | Eugene (yoojeen) | 99.56 | 96% | 2017-07-02 |
975. | Stea (fracticals) | 99.52 | 98% | 2020-05-21 |
976. | Typer Shark (teodorrd27) | 99.52 | 98% | 2018-04-05 |
977. | zoidburger (adamczh1) | 99.52 | 97% | 2018-07-19 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
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Default (English) | 9,271 | 80.64 | June 27, 2017 |
Instant Death Mode | 8 | 111.93 | April 14, 2018 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 99.42 | February 14, 2022 |