Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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1982. | Leon (leon2500) | 85.93 | 97% | 2018-08-15 |
1983. | human (ashmylan) | 85.93 | 99% | 2020-08-17 |
1984. | Tony (aarup) | 85.93 | 96% | 2017-12-18 |
1985. | Harry (haroldnotkumar) | 85.92 | 95% | 2017-07-03 |
1986. | SodaLake (zaqaz1q) | 85.91 | 98% | 2019-07-12 |
1987. | deceptive (sergisreal) | 85.90 | 97% | 2020-03-10 |
1988. | Baris (baris23) | 85.89 | 96% | 2020-11-03 |
1989. | kdaker (kdaker) | 85.88 | 98% | 2020-03-19 |
1990. | Omer (okirnap) | 85.86 | 98% | 2018-09-19 |
1991. | Ora Ora (eddyyang2003) | 85.85 | 97% | 2020-11-05 |
1992. | guest (n1mts3) | 85.84 | 97% | 2018-05-13 |
1993. | reeko (au7um) | 85.82 | 97% | 2019-01-21 |
1994. | Ziyi (xziyi) | 85.79 | 97% | 2020-09-28 |
1995. | Dig (digbo) | 85.79 | 96% | 2018-03-11 |
1996. | (menacing) | 85.78 | 95% | 2019-08-01 |
1997. | Jainil (jainilsutaria1) | 85.77 | 98% | 2018-05-02 |
1998. | Linfeng (llinfeng) | 85.76 | 97% | 2018-01-03 |
1999. | Tj (minotourr) | 85.76 | 96% | 2020-09-22 |
2000. | Alexander (snailno1) | 85.74 | 97% | 2018-06-07 |
2001. | Square (squareslice) | 85.73 | 94% | 2020-09-14 |
2002. | abderrahim (abderrahim_manari) | 85.73 | 97% | 2019-03-03 |
2003. | Naka (naka_box) | 85.72 | 98% | 2019-10-01 |
2004. | rae (thedarkoknight) | 85.72 | 96% | 2018-03-14 |
2005. | John (jgrasso4) | 85.71 | 98% | 2018-01-18 |
2006. | Aloysius (dude101no) | 85.69 | 97% | 2020-12-03 |
2007. | Joe (eoj05) | 85.68 | 96% | 2020-09-09 |
2008. | 🌠Rubby🌠(mikerubby) | 85.68 | 98% | 2017-12-30 |
2009. | Suicyclone (suicyclone) | 85.67 | 96% | 2019-08-27 |
2010. | David (dzhang2) | 85.63 | 97% | 2018-04-08 |
2011. | Greg (gregmolick) | 85.62 | 97% | 2020-12-02 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 9,271 | 80.64 | June 27, 2017 |
Instant Death Mode | 8 | 111.93 | April 14, 2018 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 99.42 | February 14, 2022 |