Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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904. | (psyhackological) | 100.66 | 98% | 2019-05-08 |
905. | William (we1hong) | 100.65 | 99% | 2018-07-18 |
906. | Josh (yaboyjoshyy) | 100.61 | 99% | 2020-11-19 |
907. | JanPaul (jphbergeson) | 100.61 | 98% | 2020-09-28 |
908. | Terrance (notterrancehuang) | 100.56 | 97% | 2020-10-20 |
909. | Alex (mathcruncher) | 100.54 | 98% | 2018-05-25 |
910. | (sputype) | 100.48 | 98% | 2020-12-17 |
911. | Duncan (dkbrk) | 100.47 | 99% | 2020-05-31 |
912. | Tai (tzhang_) | 100.47 | 96% | 2019-01-21 |
913. | William (speed722) | 100.46 | 98% | 2020-04-01 |
914. | Darko (darkec) | 100.46 | 97% | 2020-10-08 |
915. | Jun (junllwu) | 100.44 | 97% | 2018-11-27 |
916. | bassoon (bassoon_38) | 100.42 | 99% | 2018-08-09 |
917. | mikeswa (mikeswa) | 100.42 | 97% | 2020-09-04 |
918. | Fyreball12 (bilzzard15) | 100.41 | 98% | 2017-07-17 |
919. | taro (taro_curly) | 100.40 | 99% | 2018-07-13 |
920. | Hengky (hengkysanjaya) | 100.39 | 98% | 2018-11-17 |
921. | N (sserium) | 100.39 | 98% | 2020-07-27 |
922. | Kenir (kenir) | 100.39 | 96% | 2020-07-03 |
923. | yoyo (yoloyo) | 100.38 | 99% | 2020-10-06 |
924. | Knortic (knortic) | 100.37 | 97% | 2017-11-05 |
925. | Cryp (cryptickaxar) | 100.37 | 98% | 2018-01-10 |
926. | Chi (chiphan1993) | 100.36 | 98% | 2020-09-23 |
927. | Emma (meltingterminal) | 100.36 | 97% | 2018-05-14 |
928. | Arrogant (dkaocka) | 100.36 | 97% | 2018-10-13 |
929. | fhm (imfhm) | 100.34 | 97% | 2018-09-12 |
930. | Tom (timroddle) | 100.32 | 96% | 2020-01-15 |
931. | Hipz (kahipz) | 100.31 | 96% | 2017-07-07 |
932. | xLikely (xlikely1) | 100.30 | 97% | 2020-12-17 |
933. | slowasfucc (slowasfuccc) | 100.29 | 97% | 2020-10-30 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 9,271 | 80.64 | June 27, 2017 |
Instant Death Mode | 8 | 111.93 | April 14, 2018 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 99.42 | February 14, 2022 |