Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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2794. | Anel (anelbeads) | 78.36 | 96% | 2019-05-20 |
2795. | Nolan (diegonolan) | 78.34 | 96% | 2018-01-24 |
2796. | please delete (ronthecookie) | 78.33 | 96% | 2020-12-01 |
2797. | John (high_def) | 78.33 | 98% | 2019-05-10 |
2798. | Leon (halo624) | 78.31 | 95% | 2017-09-22 |
2799. | khye (khyelerk) | 78.30 | 96% | 2020-09-21 |
2800. | Daniel (stan_gfriend) | 78.29 | 94% | 2020-12-02 |
2801. | Ibrahim (ibrahimt13) | 78.28 | 97% | 2018-09-26 |
2802. | David (korqio) | 78.24 | 98% | 2017-10-17 |
2803. | TOP (man_stop) | 78.24 | 95% | 2020-12-04 |
2804. | Jenny (jenny_02) | 78.22 | 97% | 2020-04-26 |
2805. | David (2mill) | 78.21 | 96% | 2020-04-01 |
2806. | 𝕋𝕒𝕫𝕫𝕒 (tazza2) | 78.20 | 96% | 2020-06-14 |
2807. | Manne (epicblueberry) | 78.20 | 97% | 2017-08-25 |
2808. | Nate (thebignate) | 78.18 | 96% | 2020-08-04 |
2809. | Arcle (paraknight) | 78.18 | 97% | 2019-09-29 |
2810. | Almer (almersafara) | 78.17 | 97% | 2019-03-04 |
2811. | Discipline (huynhkhacdat2) | 78.17 | 94% | 2019-10-01 |
2812. | Remo (rotta564) | 78.16 | 96% | 2018-12-23 |
2813. | tommy (tommyfall) | 78.16 | 98% | 2020-09-25 |
2814. | c8a0a697 (c8a0a697) | 78.14 | 96% | 2019-01-07 |
2815. | Andy (everysummer) | 78.14 | 95% | 2020-08-01 |
2816. | Garrett (grgarrett) | 78.13 | 97% | 2020-05-20 |
2817. | LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO... | 78.12 | 96% | 2020-07-05 |
2818. | Andre (myagmea) | 78.12 | 97% | 2017-09-27 |
2819. | qtq🐇🍊🍰 (qtqtq) | 78.09 | 99% | 2019-12-04 |
2820. | Giulio (giulio89) | 78.09 | 96% | 2019-03-08 |
2821. | Adam (musterling) | 78.08 | 97% | 2017-09-28 |
2822. | Ted (hh535) | 78.07 | 96% | 2017-09-09 |
2823. | Panic (panicswitch07) | 78.07 | 97% | 2019-03-31 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 9,271 | 80.64 | June 27, 2017 |
Instant Death Mode | 8 | 111.93 | April 14, 2018 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 99.42 | February 14, 2022 |