Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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2621. | JP (jpuppey) | 79.94 | 96% | 2018-05-20 |
2622. | Silentlisp (silentlisp) | 79.92 | 97% | 2019-07-18 |
2623. | Aidan (aidan9500) | 79.92 | 95% | 2020-10-13 |
2624. | Jarek (yorrickus) | 79.92 | 99% | 2019-06-26 |
2625. | avirex92 (avirex92) | 79.91 | 96% | 2020-10-15 |
2626. | Andrew (buttmann64) | 79.91 | 97% | 2018-11-01 |
2627. | Allen (coraza) | 79.91 | 96% | 2018-10-23 |
2628. | Toprekt (goldenmotoreu) | 79.90 | 98% | 2017-10-11 |
2629. | FisH...MaN (fish_man) | 79.89 | 97% | 2019-01-17 |
2630. | Phuong (vuonghdphuong) | 79.87 | 97% | 2019-03-16 |
2631. | Sebastian (yugireo) | 79.86 | 96% | 2019-08-14 |
2632. | Rogu (roguthebest) | 79.86 | 96% | 2018-09-27 |
2633. | Terone (tyrano71) | 79.86 | 97% | 2020-04-30 |
2634. | Andres (avillarreal14) | 79.85 | 99% | 2019-07-18 |
2635. | Nicolas (dreiney) | 79.84 | 96% | 2020-08-10 |
2636. | Ed (edhac) | 79.82 | 97% | 2018-11-14 |
2637. | Felipe (felipegomes) | 79.81 | 98% | 2019-10-01 |
2638. | Phanuwat (earthlink44) | 79.79 | 98% | 2020-06-21 |
2639. | sw0rd (sw0rd) | 79.79 | 97% | 2020-11-01 |
2640. | Jerrick (jerrickhoang) | 79.78 | 96% | 2018-09-27 |
2641. | Cody (catchytyper) | 79.77 | 98% | 2018-11-21 |
2642. | tebbu2 (tebbu2) | 79.77 | 98% | 2020-03-13 |
2643. | yappa (yappa99_rc) | 79.76 | 98% | 2019-10-18 |
2644. | Hai (macvan1207) | 79.76 | 99% | 2019-05-04 |
2645. | Tina (the0ppositeme) | 79.73 | 97% | 2018-03-03 |
2646. | Tuujii (tuujii_n1) | 79.72 | 95% | 2017-09-30 |
2647. | A (kmos) | 79.72 | 98% | 2020-04-04 |
2648. | righteous (trustjesus) | 79.71 | 97% | 2019-12-14 |
2649. | Hessi (hessijames) | 79.71 | 98% | 2020-06-07 |
2650. | Kou (itsme1) | 79.71 | 96% | 2018-09-01 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 9,271 | 80.64 | June 27, 2017 |
Instant Death Mode | 8 | 111.93 | April 14, 2018 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 99.42 | February 14, 2022 |