Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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5076. | Maximilian (maxpatriot) | 58.46 | 94% | 2020-02-08 |
5077. | Mr47 (diana47) | 58.43 | 95% | 2020-07-23 |
5078. | ChibiSteak (chibisteak) | 58.43 | 96% | 2020-04-23 |
5079. | Rene (frostbittntoe) | 58.43 | 94% | 2020-07-15 |
5080. | slowpoke (mrookie) | 58.42 | 97% | 2019-11-02 |
5081. | Ivan (ivotastic) | 58.41 | 97% | 2018-11-23 |
5082. | Cactus (cactus_jones) | 58.41 | 95% | 2018-11-29 |
5083. | nadeem (nadeemgujjar) | 58.41 | 98% | 2020-10-27 |
5084. | Simon (cimon423) | 58.40 | 96% | 2020-08-05 |
5085. | Anthony (wahsabi) | 58.39 | 94% | 2018-09-25 |
5086. | Cullen (ctf011) | 58.38 | 95% | 2020-02-25 |
5087. | Jerry (jernjej) | 58.38 | 95% | 2019-03-23 |
5088. | Victor (malvikus) | 58.37 | 99% | 2020-03-24 |
5089. | Thomas (trkirk) | 58.37 | 96% | 2019-04-01 |
5090. | notfastbutnotslow (bagossan) | 58.36 | 96% | 2019-05-14 |
5091. | Plebmeister (gernsoe) | 58.35 | 96% | 2017-07-09 |
5092. | Anais (fudgeebarr) | 58.34 | 96% | 2020-06-15 |
5093. | Adrian (adriank1991) | 58.34 | 97% | 2020-12-15 |
5094. | cold (coldmind) | 58.34 | 98% | 2017-08-05 |
5095. | SukkelNoob (sukkelnoob) | 58.29 | 94% | 2019-01-24 |
5096. | Shouen (shouenlee10) | 58.29 | 96% | 2020-11-18 |
5097. | Stalking (stalkingdog) | 58.27 | 94% | 2018-04-25 |
5098. | MostPassiveUser (mostpassiv... | 58.26 | 95% | 2020-11-04 |
5099. | BadxX (badxx) | 58.25 | 95% | 2019-03-22 |
5100. | DaraMC (daramc) | 58.24 | 95% | 2017-08-04 |
5101. | rk (east4564) | 58.24 | 96% | 2019-04-03 |
5102. | Charles (toxicjg) | 58.22 | 95% | 2019-07-05 |
5103. | Emily (emilydrev) | 58.20 | 95% | 2018-08-31 |
5104. | kellog's (wnluqmnn) | 58.20 | 98% | 2020-10-04 |
5105. | Berty (bertybert) | 58.19 | 97% | 2020-11-21 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
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Default (English) | 9,271 | 80.64 | June 27, 2017 |
Instant Death Mode | 8 | 111.93 | April 14, 2018 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 99.42 | February 14, 2022 |