Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
---|---|---|---|---|
1757. | James (ryyuu) | 88.54 | 96% | 2020-11-26 |
1758. | Keyboard (yusong) | 88.52 | 96% | 2018-08-16 |
1759. | Andrew (momoterraw) | 88.48 | 97% | 2020-08-29 |
1760. | Clifton (charcoalfiltered) | 88.47 | 99% | 2017-10-14 |
1761. | slowtypistx (slowtypistx) | 88.47 | 96% | 2020-09-01 |
1762. | Min (minssleeping) | 88.46 | 97% | 2020-02-02 |
1763. | Kuy (rou168) | 88.43 | 99% | 2018-12-09 |
1764. | Fineson (fineson) | 88.42 | 97% | 2019-09-06 |
1765. | Pro (progeorge123) | 88.41 | 98% | 2020-06-03 |
1766. | starguything (starguything) | 88.40 | 97% | 2019-10-21 |
1767. | Jedidiah (puisanberg) | 88.38 | 97% | 2018-03-03 |
1768. | Will (whimsicalwill) | 88.36 | 97% | 2019-12-02 |
1769. | Lulu (erkinb) | 88.31 | 96% | 2018-11-28 |
1770. | Steve (haxmatix) | 88.31 | 97% | 2018-06-30 |
1771. | abc (vitor123) | 88.29 | 96% | 2019-11-21 |
1772. | Kevin (thehobokid) | 88.29 | 97% | 2020-10-30 |
1773. | R (rsleeezy) | 88.27 | 97% | 2018-10-17 |
1774. | Krishna (cold5r) | 88.27 | 97% | 2019-02-06 |
1775. | 港女 (hkgal) | 88.24 | 97% | 2017-09-25 |
1776. | ahujet (ahujet) | 88.24 | 96% | 2017-10-07 |
1777. | g (georgetianke) | 88.19 | 99% | 2020-03-19 |
1778. | Kyle (minimoose12) | 88.19 | 97% | 2017-07-10 |
1779. | Tom (tomwzhere) | 88.18 | 96% | 2019-01-30 |
1780. | mo (stoney_freckles) | 88.18 | 98% | 2018-01-15 |
1781. | Mili (mynameismili) | 88.18 | 98% | 2020-07-06 |
1782. | Toodles (toodles678) | 88.17 | 97% | 2020-10-15 |
1783. | DangdutKoplo (dangdutkoplo2) | 88.17 | 98% | 2019-07-28 |
1784. | Greg (gpfraser1) | 88.16 | 100% | 2019-06-25 |
1785. | Master (mcrockett) | 88.15 | 98% | 2018-11-01 |
1786. | panacotta (panacotta) | 88.12 | 97% | 2020-09-10 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 9,271 | 80.64 | June 27, 2017 |
Instant Death Mode | 8 | 111.93 | April 14, 2018 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 99.42 | February 14, 2022 |