Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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1088. | okkonishi (okkonishi) | 97.46 | 99% | 2020-10-15 |
1089. | 민호 (minheo) | 97.44 | 97% | 2018-05-30 |
1090. | Herby (enjjj) | 97.41 | 98% | 2020-04-02 |
1091. | AdilDSW (adildsw) | 97.41 | 98% | 2018-05-06 |
1092. | lilililpy (lilililpy) | 97.40 | 97% | 2019-07-25 |
1093. | Raz (lotanrazlaptop) | 97.40 | 96% | 2020-06-05 |
1094. | tom (ixjnkeewnoxx) | 97.39 | 98% | 2017-07-14 |
1095. | Aaron (aa88ron02) | 97.38 | 98% | 2020-10-07 |
1096. | Carter sucks dick (ivortso) | 97.35 | 97% | 2017-08-04 |
1097. | JJ (japie4life) | 97.26 | 97% | 2017-07-18 |
1098. | ZaTh (zathz) | 97.25 | 97% | 2020-03-29 |
1099. | Lent√es (lemoninapie) | 97.25 | 96% | 2020-05-24 |
1100. | dexdexdex (dexdexdex) | 97.22 | 97% | 2019-06-05 |
1101. | Ryan (wafflus) | 97.19 | 98% | 2018-01-29 |
1102. | T (casey_anthony) | 97.19 | 97% | 2019-11-23 |
1103. | Min Thaw (min1995) | 97.18 | 98% | 2018-11-07 |
1104. | Sam (busiclucho) | 97.15 | 99% | 2019-08-06 |
1105. | str (sleepallday) | 97.14 | 97% | 2020-08-24 |
1106. | Andrew (andrew69314) | 97.14 | 99% | 2019-08-22 |
1107. | fletcher (fletchy_) | 97.13 | 97% | 2020-08-31 |
1108. | Jester (cypher26) | 97.13 | 98% | 2018-11-25 |
1109. | Hawkyra (hawkyra) | 97.12 | 96% | 2018-04-12 |
1110. | Dat (mralex101) | 97.09 | 96% | 2020-02-22 |
1111. | Jinkies (jinkies_) | 97.06 | 97% | 2020-07-23 |
1112. | NNAJKO (nnajko) | 97.06 | 98% | 2019-04-02 |
1113. | Brad Pritt (blackpitt) | 97.00 | 98% | 2017-11-29 |
1114. | ansix (an66) | 97.00 | 97% | 2019-01-12 |
1115. | SluggishTypist (sluggishtyp... | 96.94 | 98% | 2020-03-19 |
1116. | Ethan (triplexkillerbob) | 96.94 | 98% | 2018-09-16 |
1117. | hotmama (enscarr) | 96.91 | 97% | 2020-10-07 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
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Default (English) | 9,271 | 80.64 | June 27, 2017 |
Instant Death Mode | 8 | 111.93 | April 14, 2018 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 99.42 | February 14, 2022 |