Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
---|---|---|---|---|
2654. | Elisa (elisac00) | 79.67 | 97% | 2017-11-13 |
2655. | Kevin (kgonzales2319) | 79.66 | 98% | 2019-06-01 |
2656. | Sean (lordvolcan6) | 79.63 | 95% | 2017-08-05 |
2657. | Smarmy (smarmyraptor) | 79.63 | 97% | 2017-08-10 |
2658. | Brandon (branl) | 79.62 | 97% | 2019-04-16 |
2659. | Nick (wizestwizard) | 79.61 | 99% | 2019-03-24 |
2660. | Natapon (tetracarboxylic) | 79.61 | 99% | 2018-09-13 |
2661. | brocklesnerd (bigguyforyou29) | 79.56 | 96% | 2019-07-07 |
2662. | midnight (aw01) | 79.54 | 98% | 2020-09-21 |
2663. | wow (kitzin) | 79.54 | 98% | 2018-07-04 |
2664. | Charles (jonchurst) | 79.53 | 96% | 2019-09-20 |
2665. | Lyle (lyleyork) | 79.53 | 99% | 2020-08-19 |
2666. | Thomas (anem0s) | 79.53 | 94% | 2019-06-25 |
2667. | Yousef (cleverwolf7) | 79.50 | 96% | 2018-11-20 |
2668. | Asolotl (asolotl) | 79.46 | 96% | 2020-06-27 |
2669. | Jose' (intell289) | 79.46 | 97% | 2020-11-19 |
2670. | meeeeeeee (meepster01) | 79.45 | 97% | 2019-11-02 |
2671. | bruh (jakubd) | 79.45 | 97% | 2020-11-01 |
2672. | Eric (bigtype) | 79.45 | 96% | 2018-01-25 |
2673. | (you) (user_phil) | 79.44 | 97% | 2019-12-26 |
2674. | 408 (the_408) | 79.44 | 98% | 2017-11-01 |
2675. | F (fabbc1) | 79.43 | 96% | 2017-07-27 |
2676. | Andy (mrfoggz) | 79.42 | 97% | 2020-09-29 |
2677. | Phlop (ezrahuntings) | 79.41 | 96% | 2018-05-24 |
2678. | Ahmed (thelegend07) | 79.41 | 96% | 2019-10-07 |
2679. | B (bst0) | 79.40 | 96% | 2017-09-17 |
2680. | jessica (jessicawang01) | 79.39 | 98% | 2018-06-29 |
2681. | Devcar03 (devcar03) | 79.39 | 96% | 2019-11-21 |
2682. | Alex (tsaalex) | 79.39 | 98% | 2020-06-04 |
2683. | CJ (cannedair) | 79.38 | 98% | 2017-07-27 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 9,271 | 80.64 | June 27, 2017 |
Instant Death Mode | 8 | 111.93 | April 14, 2018 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 99.42 | February 14, 2022 |