Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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1394. | W (portcityjo) | 92.67 | 98% | 2020-07-22 |
1395. | account deleted (concurrent) | 92.67 | 97% | 2020-04-30 |
1396. | Natalia (mnich47) | 92.66 | 96% | 2020-11-17 |
1397. | Emzlo (emzlo) | 92.66 | 97% | 2018-11-18 |
1398. | Gipsy (gipsys) | 92.65 | 98% | 2018-07-23 |
1399. | Rebekah (rkatter) | 92.65 | 98% | 2019-04-19 |
1400. | Fm (fm59jq2k) | 92.65 | 98% | 2020-07-06 |
1401. | Samuel (bigbadblowfish) | 92.60 | 99% | 2019-10-01 |
1402. | ☻ (sachinjangra0) | 92.58 | 98% | 2020-05-07 |
1403. | Michael (michael_22) | 92.57 | 97% | 2018-08-03 |
1404. | I (excelsiate) | 92.54 | 97% | 2018-09-27 |
1405. | Anton (racketen) | 92.51 | 99% | 2017-07-01 |
1406. | sidm (sidm) | 92.50 | 99% | 2020-03-16 |
1407. | Joe (pajama_cowboy) | 92.49 | 96% | 2018-11-25 |
1408. | Goooo (theboss2) | 92.49 | 98% | 2020-10-31 |
1409. | Alex (kylon) | 92.49 | 97% | 2018-07-08 |
1410. | Ankush (ankush12345) | 92.48 | 97% | 2020-08-24 |
1411. | Ben (jynn7) | 92.47 | 98% | 2020-08-05 |
1412. | Steve (stevestupidface) | 92.47 | 98% | 2020-08-23 |
1413. | Zev (zeveisenberg) | 92.45 | 97% | 2019-04-16 |
1414. | Ben (ttbnejska) | 92.44 | 97% | 2020-09-25 |
1415. | John (bsy6766) | 92.44 | 97% | 2020-12-17 |
1416. | Ethan (thatonepear) | 92.42 | 96% | 2019-11-01 |
1417. | Ted (ted21) | 92.42 | 97% | 2018-08-16 |
1418. | Jack (jman777) | 92.39 | 98% | 2019-06-21 |
1419. | I Love (oooyay) | 92.38 | 97% | 2017-10-16 |
1420. | AL1 (al1_16) | 92.36 | 98% | 2019-08-29 |
1421. | Cisco (yizzyweezy) | 92.35 | 96% | 2020-03-26 |
1422. | Semaj (officialmaj) | 92.34 | 97% | 2018-05-27 |
1423. | PJ (phuang) | 92.32 | 98% | 2019-09-09 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 9,271 | 80.64 | June 27, 2017 |
Instant Death Mode | 8 | 111.93 | April 14, 2018 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 99.42 | February 14, 2022 |