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Kryten: Sir, I just can't eat any more raw coffee. Lister: [pouring a jar of coffee grounds into his bowl] Two more bowls. Kryten: But I, sir, I am sober, honest! Lister: OK, who are you and why are you here? Kryten: I'm some kind of robot, who's fighting this virus, and none of this exists. It's all in a fever. Except for you guys, who really do exist, only you're not really here, you're really in some spaceship in the future. If that's got to make sense, I don't wanna *be* sober!

—from Red Dwarf: Gunmen of the Apocalypse, a other by Rob Grant and Doug Naylor

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Rank Username WPM Accuracy Date
12. (sidd_) 154.30 99% 2018-12-14
13. taran (slowaccount) 152.50 99% 2019-01-18
14. Aaron (aaronadams) 151.86 100% 2018-12-23
15. (poke1) 150.90 99.6% 2023-11-24
16. Volhosis (v... 147.76 98.8% 2019-07-18
17. shadow (shadowball) 147.74 100% 2019-01-17
18. (delirious) 147.59 99% 2019-02-09
19. ⦗🧛⦘ ⦓☾✹✯𝚅... 146.38 99% 2018-01-07
20. john (nothisisjohn) 145.51 99% 2022-03-21
21. Blowing (spiritualadventure... 142.98 98% 2019-03-29
22. burger flipper (melikepi) 142.28 98% 2023-04-21
23. ANDREA (andreaak00) 141.81 98% 2018-08-14
24. (keegant) 140.89 99% 2019-04-26
25. beat me if u can ; (bblaise) 140.11 100% 2017-07-28
26. 🏄🏻 Erik 🏄🏻 (e... 138.81 99% 2017-08-02
27. zetria (primalknight) 138.23 98% 2023-09-16
28. schollie (schollie) 138.21 99% 2018-06-16
29. 🌹 Black Rose 🌹 (rosew... 137.44 98% 2018-04-13
30. police (styrofoam) 136.92 98% 2019-01-23
31. - (pie314271) 136.88 99% 2019-08-23
32. Paulie (pauliegohome) 136.68 99% 2017-11-10
33. 🇵🇸 (residober) 136.13 98% 2019-08-15
34. wumpified8🚄 (wumpified8) 135.46 99% 2017-09-05
35. Viper (xayiver) 135.43 99% 2020-02-27
36. (ghall) 135.07 100% 2018-04-08
37. Jeryl (lasermasterluke) 134.96 100% 2017-12-20
38. jason (javascriptz) 134.94 97% 2019-05-08
39. paperboy ditty (wordracer888) 134.87 99% 2019-02-02
40. Jon (jlachney) 134.40 99% 2018-09-15
41. E (weihceinre) 133.77 98% 2018-09-15

Universes

Universe Races Average WPM First Race
Default (English) 3,444 77.80 June 26, 2017
Instant Death Mode 11 79.26 May 21, 2018
All TypeRacer Texts 1 49.38 October 28, 2021