Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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1768. | Quibz (white_fire) | 82.97 | 97% | 2018-01-28 |
1769. | Nate (toiletsplash) | 82.96 | 98% | 2018-10-30 |
1770. | Vinh (shadeomen) | 82.94 | 96% | 2020-02-05 |
1771. | Garrett (gdiegnan147) | 82.94 | 96% | 2019-03-11 |
1772. | Brent (brentdrns) | 82.93 | 97% | 2019-12-09 |
1773. | Rush 🅱️ (drducc) | 82.90 | 95% | 2018-05-20 |
1774. | anonymous :) (blingman271) | 82.89 | 97% | 2018-09-19 |
1775. | Shaun (hemoe) | 82.87 | 96% | 2019-08-29 |
1776. | Raymond (szlesh) | 82.85 | 97% | 2021-08-23 |
1777. | QuaN (lolthropy) | 82.85 | 96% | 2018-10-28 |
1778. | Kevin (kev011701) | 82.84 | 96% | 2017-10-05 |
1779. | Alex (revl8er) | 82.82 | 98% | 2017-12-18 |
1780. | Nam (nam_viet) | 82.81 | 97% | 2019-03-04 |
1781. | Sonny (j3dmosly) | 82.81 | 98% | 2018-03-26 |
1782. | Zach (zach_bill) | 82.80 | 96% | 2018-04-03 |
1783. | KamilJan (kamil_jan) | 82.80 | 97% | 2021-08-17 |
1784. | Daggerpov (read_my_name) | 82.79 | 97% | 2019-09-05 |
1785. | XrXr (xrxr) | 82.79 | 96% | 2017-11-04 |
1786. | Alex (pieguy2020) | 82.78 | 98% | 2019-09-03 |
1787. | BE4ST (jb2k1) | 82.75 | 96% | 2020-02-02 |
1788. | Please use an appropriate n... | 82.75 | 96% | 2019-11-14 |
1789. | Peter (ptnguyen) | 82.73 | 98% | 2018-04-25 |
1790. | Catalz (catalz) | 82.73 | 96% | 2018-06-22 |
1791. | QuietSponge (obesellama) | 82.72 | 98% | 2018-03-13 |
1792. | Richard (laxking1031) | 82.71 | 97% | 2017-10-03 |
1793. | Abizer (abizern) | 82.71 | 98% | 2019-05-12 |
1794. | HiddenRoom (hiddenroom404) | 82.68 | 98% | 2018-11-03 |
1795. | Hello_Kitty (hello_kitten) | 82.68 | 98% | 2020-02-20 |
1796. | Steven (chirt) | 82.68 | 97% | 2019-04-04 |
1797. | TypingMaster. (righteous2) | 82.67 | 96% | 2021-08-20 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 6,813 | 80.61 | August 27, 2017 |
Instant Death Mode | 12 | 96.23 | January 24, 2019 |
michaelderoche | 1 | 76.56 | August 26, 2017 |