Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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1658. | Trav (travm) | 84.24 | 97% | 2018-10-24 |
1659. | M (nazarene7) | 84.23 | 97% | 2018-10-18 |
1660. | Pacatosu (bossbos23) | 84.22 | 95% | 2020-02-13 |
1661. | James (faketag) | 84.21 | 97% | 2017-11-18 |
1662. | Harold (haroldfinch) | 84.21 | 95% | 2018-05-26 |
1663. | gangsheet (quickmaths) | 84.21 | 99% | 2019-03-06 |
1664. | sleepy (gryph0n) | 84.21 | 97% | 2019-10-04 |
1665. | Bach (bwv988) | 84.20 | 99% | 2019-10-10 |
1666. | James (cartlidge5329) | 84.20 | 97% | 2020-01-30 |
1667. | Buhrocco (ebruh) | 84.19 | 98% | 2018-12-05 |
1668. | Pan (onepan) | 84.15 | 97% | 2019-11-28 |
1669. | Bananko (bananko) | 84.12 | 96% | 2018-03-27 |
1670. | (based) (not_medicine) | 84.11 | 97% | 2019-02-08 |
1671. | 𝚲 𝐋 𝐈 𝐒 𝐎 ... | 84.10 | 97% | 2018-06-22 |
1672. | Tired (tiredapple) | 84.08 | 96% | 2019-08-30 |
1673. | Vikas (vikasbalodhi) | 84.06 | 99% | 2019-07-29 |
1674. | Joe (joec103) | 84.03 | 97% | 2019-06-14 |
1675. | Tim (bertardy) | 83.99 | 97% | 2018-05-28 |
1676. | cpl_chillaxton (cpl_chillax... | 83.99 | 98% | 2018-08-21 |
1677. | ol (billturbo) | 83.99 | 97% | 2021-08-17 |
1678. | Zeeshan (zeeshan13) | 83.99 | 97% | 2019-01-09 |
1679. | Shuyu (stevenqi) | 83.97 | 97% | 2017-09-08 |
1680. | Henry (drwolf) | 83.97 | 96% | 2019-05-09 |
1681. | Saul (sknifey) | 83.97 | 98% | 2018-02-20 |
1682. | Swiftfyre (msbukkuri) | 83.97 | 97% | 2019-08-17 |
1683. | It's Davda ✅👣 (meetdavda) | 83.96 | 96% | 2017-09-02 |
1684. | Joe (warstolrem) | 83.93 | 96% | 2018-04-07 |
1685. | Said (saidenhide) | 83.93 | 96% | 2021-07-21 |
1686. | Stephen (snivithefox) | 83.92 | 98% | 2017-09-01 |
1687. | (lwycsrc) | 83.91 | 98% | 2019-12-17 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 6,813 | 80.61 | August 27, 2017 |
Instant Death Mode | 12 | 96.23 | January 24, 2019 |
michaelderoche | 1 | 76.56 | August 26, 2017 |