Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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3036. | Eugene (rawners) | 68.50 | 98% | 2019-08-11 |
3037. | Stevne (juninight29) | 68.50 | 98% | 2021-08-13 |
3038. | Michael (whittneyinthetub) | 68.50 | 96% | 2018-03-16 |
3039. | a (goalto100wpm) | 68.49 | 97% | 2019-10-30 |
3040. | Nikhil (_programmer_) | 68.49 | 96% | 2018-10-29 |
3041. | David (mrseaborg) | 68.48 | 96% | 2020-02-26 |
3042. | Udan (udan_rimbus93) | 68.47 | 98% | 2019-10-03 |
3043. | Caleb (calebx) | 68.45 | 98% | 2018-10-01 |
3044. | Mario (mariojr16) | 68.45 | 96% | 2021-07-25 |
3045. | Not a dog (i_am_learning_to... | 68.44 | 95% | 2019-05-30 |
3046. | Yujie Du (duyujie0817) | 68.44 | 97% | 2018-05-05 |
3047. | Sagittarius (deelicious) | 68.44 | 97% | 2017-12-11 |
3048. | fff (atyos) | 68.43 | 96% | 2019-11-03 |
3049. | Aleks (aleks8) | 68.41 | 96% | 2018-10-08 |
3050. | Alejandro (foreversick) | 68.41 | 96% | 2019-02-23 |
3051. | Roland (radambc) | 68.40 | 97% | 2018-02-10 |
3052. | Kim Jong-il (a9088391) | 68.39 | 98% | 2018-08-20 |
3053. | Malek (mazaroh) | 68.39 | 95% | 2018-10-12 |
3054. | Machi(ง ° ͜ ʖ °)ง (... | 68.37 | 96% | 2018-07-30 |
3055. | Thanachot (ohmconan) | 68.36 | 97% | 2020-02-29 |
3056. | Sonny (sonnyha) | 68.35 | 97% | 2018-05-27 |
3057. | rate (etar) | 68.34 | 96% | 2017-09-11 |
3058. | Spencer (spencertyper) | 68.34 | 97% | 2019-02-26 |
3059. | Allen (dirodoku) | 68.33 | 95% | 2018-03-19 |
3060. | Jerry (jernjej) | 68.31 | 99% | 2018-03-11 |
3061. | Leo (leo_gallardo) | 68.29 | 96% | 2017-09-27 |
3062. | Abi (abz135) | 68.29 | 97% | 2019-08-14 |
3063. | Mark (haxos) | 68.27 | 95% | 2020-01-09 |
3064. | Vanessa (abetterplace) | 68.25 | 97% | 2018-04-14 |
3065. | JY (jy82828) | 68.25 | 96% | 2017-09-06 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
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Default (English) | 6,813 | 80.61 | August 27, 2017 |
Instant Death Mode | 12 | 96.23 | January 24, 2019 |
michaelderoche | 1 | 76.56 | August 26, 2017 |