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John: Wait a minute! Wait up! I don't know, call me crazy but all of a sudden I feel like a different man. And you've changed too. I'm in love with you now. You're so erotic, I love you, you amazon. Jane: What? Are you crazy? I haven't changed one bit. John: No, there's something different about you now. Jane: Yeah there's something different -- I'm getting angry. What kind of a come on is this anyway? Get outta here you preppie! I want a real man. John: Wait a minute, just because I cook Souffles doesn't mean I can't-- Jane: Can't what? John: I'm a real man, I'm also very insensitive. All of the arts, eater, children, grandparents, and chocolate chip cookies.

—from Plumbers Don't Wear Ties, a game by Kirin Entertainment

Active since January 1, 1970.
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