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All right, you primitive screw-heads, listen up! See this? This... is my boomstick! - It's a twelve-gauge, double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about $109.95. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt-blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right... shop smart: shop S-Mart... Ya got that?

—from Army of Darkness, a movie by Sam Raimi

Active since December 12, 2017.
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Universe Races Average WPM First Race
Default (English) 1,622 85.40 December 12, 2017
New English Texts 2 102.95 November 22, 2017
Instant Death Mode 2 113.47 November 27, 2020