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Waiter: What is your name? Aladeen: Allison Burgers. Waiter: That's a made up name. What's your real name? Aladeen: Ladiz. Waiter: Ladiz what? Aladeen: Ladiz Washroom. Waiter: So your name is like the sign. Ladies washroom? That is a made up name, what is your real name? I am interested. We are interested. Aladeen: Emplyes. Waiter: Emplyes what!? Aladeen: Emplyes Mustwashhands. Waiter: That is a made up name. What is your real name? Aladeen: Max. Waiter: Max what? Aladeen: Imumoccupancy120. Waiter: There's a number in the name? WHO ARE YOU!?

—from The Dictator, a movie by Larry Charles

Active since December 12, 2017.
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Leaders

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Rank Username WPM Accuracy Date
185. ApacheSparow (jimtheripper) 86.52 98% 2019-09-25
186. Dylan🔥🔥 (lynchifer) 86.51 96% 2018-06-22
187. Hillo (hillov) 86.39 97% 2019-03-21
188. tstats[tshafer3] (tshafer3) 86.38 99% 2018-05-04
189. Tony 🐱👤 (demon0192) 86.30 97% 2019-05-31
190. Axton (recklessxd) 86.20 98% 2019-04-05
191. Ronak (ronakkaria) 86.16 97% 2019-04-21
192. Someone (18lauey2) 86.09 95% 2019-04-13
193. Tom (foux) 86.09 99% 2019-11-15
194. Chris (chrissamartino) 86.06 97% 2017-12-13
195. simon (elerre) 85.98 97% 2018-04-14
196. Judas Escargot (looneyjuice) 85.89 98% 2019-06-27
197. Meh (meh321) 85.64 96% 2018-06-22
198. Peter (kiraskylar) 85.58 98% 2019-05-20
199. Linh (chillgame) 85.57 97% 2018-09-18
200. Jaan (muruniiduk) 85.52 97% 2019-05-29
201. Mikey (miket349) 85.49 98% 2019-02-11
202. John Carlo (johndue21) 85.41 98% 2018-01-03
203. Stelren (stelren) 85.34 95% 2020-02-16
204. Tiffany (tylietz) 85.32 98% 2018-01-05
205. dudududu (er132er) 85.10 96% 2018-12-25
206. Matthew (d3f1n3d) 84.73 98% 2018-09-24
207. Dan (danrosesax88) 84.71 98% 2018-08-13
208. unknownstuffs (unknownstuffs) 84.68 97% 2019-03-06
209. Carl (realrealyalan) 84.58 96% 2019-04-05
210. top 10 quitter fosho (josasim) 84.41 96% 2020-02-09
211. Joseph (cobpicasso) 84.37 97% 2019-04-06
212. :| (hipparcos) 84.32 98% 2017-12-15
213. Matthew (matwat7) 84.31 97% 2019-05-02
214. Jester (cypher_xd) 84.15 97% 2020-02-07

Universes

Universe Races Average WPM First Race
Default (English) 1,461 82.14 December 12, 2017
New English Texts 4 94.85 November 22, 2017
Instant Death Mode 2 87.89 January 10, 2019