You do right by me, and I guarantee I'll do right by you. But please, please don't turn me into a nun. I'm not that kind of girl. I've got a reputation. Around town I'm known as microwave Jane because they say I heat up faster than any micro. And when the fire chief visited, he wrote up a new code, and made me wear a smoke alarm between my thighs. And then the Coast Guard, he said that I was creating tsunamis in my waterbed. And then the Pope visited, said I was the only person on earth that had been on my knees more times than he had. Now the president's filed a restraining order claiming I have a romantic interest in the Washington Monument. Oh, you men can be so vicious. Look at me! Just look at me! Do I look like that type of girl?
—from Plumbers Don't Wear Ties, a game by Kirin Entertainment
Active since December 11, 2017.
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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1011. | Shawn (filipinofriend) | 91.56 | 97% | 2019-11-18 |
1012. | Kevin (eightsixeight) | 91.56 | 97% | 2019-03-14 |
1013. | Godzilland (godzilland) | 91.51 | 98% | 2019-06-29 |
1014. | Will (willclinton) | 91.49 | 97% | 2018-09-26 |
1015. | Joe (hills1d3) | 91.46 | 97% | 2020-02-16 |
1016. | Keegan (klav) | 91.43 | 96% | 2018-06-22 |
1017. | Jseam (henlojseam) | 91.36 | 97% | 2020-11-20 |
1018. | Victor (mcturtleo) | 91.28 | 96% | 2020-10-06 |
1019. | ヴィオレット (urskrub) | 91.24 | 98% | 2020-09-01 |
1020. | hoi (hoihoihio) | 91.18 | 96% | 2018-11-04 |
1021. | Joost (jsnellink) | 91.17 | 97% | 2019-04-25 |
1022. | Larry (royalkludgelarry) | 91.17 | 97% | 2019-10-24 |
1023. | J0kerJ4y (j0kerj4y) | 91.14 | 98% | 2020-06-21 |
1024. | Louis (lsgwiz) | 91.13 | 98% | 2020-04-30 |
1025. | ... (branskees) | 91.13 | 98% | 2018-07-31 |
1026. | losing hope (charmx) | 91.13 | 98% | 2019-11-25 |
1027. | ahmad (reasonistian) | 91.12 | 98% | 2020-04-22 |
1028. | Kristjan (krissimoney) | 91.07 | 96% | 2018-11-01 |
1029. | Pingu (pinguboi) | 91.06 | 98% | 2020-05-07 |
1030. | TacoWaco (mrspork) | 91.04 | 96% | 2018-10-28 |
1031. | John (slickmyslacks) | 91.03 | 97% | 2018-06-27 |
1032. | Julie (hamcheese) | 90.99 | 97% | 2019-09-21 |
1033. | Giulio (giulio89) | 90.98 | 97% | 2019-04-07 |
1034. | Turtle (algebromaths) | 90.97 | 97% | 2020-11-03 |
1035. | xjkan (xjkan) | 90.96 | 98% | 2019-11-16 |
1036. | Peter Ian (casparbayliss) | 90.94 | 97% | 2019-11-28 |
1037. | chris (champybh) | 90.93 | 98% | 2018-03-05 |
1038. | test (cmlyma) | 90.92 | 96% | 2020-09-11 |
1039. | Big Tuna (dominicgangx) | 90.91 | 97% | 2020-03-19 |
1040. | Andrew (hoboman34) | 90.90 | 97% | 2020-09-17 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 3,958 | 97.99 | December 11, 2017 |
New English Texts | 2 | 121.95 | November 22, 2017 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 83.84 | March 12, 2021 |
Instant Death Mode | 2 | 131.95 | November 14, 2020 |
Video Games | 1 | 106.14 | November 23, 2020 |