You do right by me, and I guarantee I'll do right by you. But please, please don't turn me into a nun. I'm not that kind of girl. I've got a reputation. Around town I'm known as microwave Jane because they say I heat up faster than any micro. And when the fire chief visited, he wrote up a new code, and made me wear a smoke alarm between my thighs. And then the Coast Guard, he said that I was creating tsunamis in my waterbed. And then the Pope visited, said I was the only person on earth that had been on my knees more times than he had. Now the president's filed a restraining order claiming I have a romantic interest in the Washington Monument. Oh, you men can be so vicious. Look at me! Just look at me! Do I look like that type of girl?
—from Plumbers Don't Wear Ties, a game by Kirin Entertainment
Active since December 11, 2017.
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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1168. | amy (rose51203) | 88.33 | 96% | 2020-06-17 |
1169. | Peter (beterban) | 88.31 | 98% | 2020-09-01 |
1170. | Loui (benesso_) | 88.31 | 97% | 2019-12-06 |
1171. | d (drchocopops) | 88.29 | 98% | 2018-05-12 |
1172. | husnosaj (husnosaj) | 88.28 | 98% | 2020-10-08 |
1173. | Lucario387 (tung1x45) | 88.27 | 97% | 2020-07-28 |
1174. | Justin (nothing2fancy) | 88.26 | 98% | 2020-05-24 |
1175. | Kashif (brownman69) | 88.26 | 97% | 2020-05-21 |
1176. | BE4ST (jb2k1) | 88.25 | 97% | 2019-10-22 |
1177. | joromm (joromm) | 88.19 | 97% | 2018-03-13 |
1178. | WindSlashKing (bujkata) | 88.18 | 95% | 2020-12-16 |
1179. | Josh (joshuazhu516) | 88.18 | 97% | 2018-04-03 |
1180. | Skyler (hausky) | 88.17 | 96% | 2019-02-24 |
1181. | Batoro (redsnake05) | 88.15 | 98% | 2019-04-02 |
1182. | Melody (melody313) | 88.11 | 98% | 2019-08-18 |
1183. | byronze (toqoz) | 88.04 | 97% | 2018-02-13 |
1184. | 🌠Rubby🌠(mikerubby) | 88.01 | 98% | 2017-12-30 |
1185. | Kavika (kavika30) | 87.99 | 98% | 2020-09-29 |
1186. | Björn Orri (bjornorri) | 87.99 | 99% | 2020-05-15 |
1187. | AdilDSW (adildsw) | 87.97 | 97% | 2018-01-11 |
1188. | Jonathan (znorthwindz) | 87.96 | 97% | 2019-02-24 |
1189. | mairzydoats_mason (mairzydo... | 87.96 | 99% | 2018-03-14 |
1190. | David (dawn0247) | 87.94 | 96% | 2019-06-04 |
1191. | Lent√es (lemoninapie) | 87.92 | 96% | 2020-03-16 |
1192. | pankie fanger (never_give_u... | 87.91 | 98% | 2020-12-02 |
1193. | jaso (jasocanfly) | 87.89 | 98% | 2019-09-27 |
1194. | Jake (starbless) | 87.85 | 98% | 2019-12-24 |
1195. | Nate (toiletsplash) | 87.85 | 98% | 2018-12-05 |
1196. | Farzad (farzadshbfn) | 87.84 | 97% | 2018-04-23 |
1197. | Jet (lightshade) | 87.83 | 97% | 2020-12-13 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 3,958 | 97.99 | December 11, 2017 |
Instant Death Mode | 2 | 131.95 | November 14, 2020 |
New English Texts | 2 | 121.95 | November 22, 2017 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 83.84 | March 12, 2021 |
Video Games | 1 | 106.14 | November 23, 2020 |