You do right by me, and I guarantee I'll do right by you. But please, please don't turn me into a nun. I'm not that kind of girl. I've got a reputation. Around town I'm known as microwave Jane because they say I heat up faster than any micro. And when the fire chief visited, he wrote up a new code, and made me wear a smoke alarm between my thighs. And then the Coast Guard, he said that I was creating tsunamis in my waterbed. And then the Pope visited, said I was the only person on earth that had been on my knees more times than he had. Now the president's filed a restraining order claiming I have a romantic interest in the Washington Monument. Oh, you men can be so vicious. Look at me! Just look at me! Do I look like that type of girl?
—from Plumbers Don't Wear Ties, a game by Kirin Entertainment
Active since December 11, 2017.
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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850. | Djaenk (djaenk) | 95.13 | 97% | 2020-06-21 |
851. | Michael (thegul) | 95.11 | 98% | 2018-05-28 |
852. | Oscar (oalvarez) | 95.10 | 99% | 2018-02-06 |
853. | Piku (pikumiki) | 95.08 | 98% | 2020-04-16 |
854. | Speed Cola (zdj361) | 95.02 | 98% | 2018-03-09 |
855. | michelle (mkahue) | 95.01 | 97% | 2020-09-29 |
856. | nope (s4d_) | 94.96 | 96% | 2020-01-26 |
857. | tstats[sglavacreeper] (sgla... | 94.96 | 97% | 2018-06-13 |
858. | Amir (sketchytone) | 94.95 | 97% | 2019-10-17 |
859. | 🍜🌿 (inwerpsel) | 94.95 | 99% | 2020-08-06 |
860. | Cole (cmrrockstar85) | 94.94 | 97% | 2020-09-22 |
861. | Ritchie (kuupper) | 94.93 | 97% | 2020-04-17 |
862. | Nicholas (creamycarrots) | 94.91 | 97% | 2018-09-10 |
863. | Tristan (tristanpdrec) | 94.90 | 96% | 2019-03-14 |
864. | shwegdow (shwegdow) | 94.88 | 96% | 2020-06-01 |
865. | Marcel (tesch) | 94.88 | 98% | 2018-09-13 |
866. | heartbeats (jack777) | 94.81 | 98% | 2018-10-21 |
867. | Pichi (bionickraken) | 94.81 | 97% | 2020-03-27 |
868. | Faquarl (ekrpat) | 94.77 | 98% | 2020-06-18 |
869. | Armadyz (armadyz) | 94.75 | 96% | 2019-06-29 |
870. | David (dcoh91) | 94.72 | 98% | 2020-05-14 |
871. | Sumit (sumit_ghag) | 94.72 | 98% | 2020-02-23 |
872. | Maxx (maxxdw) | 94.71 | 97% | 2018-12-21 |
873. | BEN (hermanatorpc) | 94.69 | 98% | 2020-02-27 |
874. | Sian Caleb (promechanics) | 94.62 | 96% | 2020-10-09 |
875. | shaf1 (shafwanur010) | 94.60 | 98% | 2020-01-17 |
876. | Barack (poexpress) | 94.59 | 97% | 2018-08-11 |
877. | Adam (cerealbox42) | 94.59 | 98% | 2018-04-17 |
878. | Kaeble (dirtyearl) | 94.58 | 97% | 2019-10-21 |
879. | Shouen (shouenlee) | 94.58 | 98% | 2017-12-19 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 3,958 | 97.99 | December 11, 2017 |
Instant Death Mode | 2 | 131.95 | November 14, 2020 |
New English Texts | 2 | 121.95 | November 22, 2017 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 83.84 | March 12, 2021 |
Video Games | 1 | 106.14 | November 23, 2020 |