You do right by me, and I guarantee I'll do right by you. But please, please don't turn me into a nun. I'm not that kind of girl. I've got a reputation. Around town I'm known as microwave Jane because they say I heat up faster than any micro. And when the fire chief visited, he wrote up a new code, and made me wear a smoke alarm between my thighs. And then the Coast Guard, he said that I was creating tsunamis in my waterbed. And then the Pope visited, said I was the only person on earth that had been on my knees more times than he had. Now the president's filed a restraining order claiming I have a romantic interest in the Washington Monument. Oh, you men can be so vicious. Look at me! Just look at me! Do I look like that type of girl?
—from Plumbers Don't Wear Ties, a game by Kirin Entertainment
Active since December 11, 2017.
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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1961. | Eric (qwarts) | 73.72 | 96% | 2020-10-24 |
1962. | AugustSK (augu2236) | 73.72 | 97% | 2019-02-26 |
1963. | Park Shin Hye (yipaepaen) | 73.69 | 97% | 2018-01-03 |
1964. | Jyothiraditya (jyothiraditya) | 73.67 | 95% | 2018-05-27 |
1965. | Angel (angelvalentin80) | 73.64 | 96% | 2018-11-01 |
1966. | Sam (skuhns) | 73.63 | 96% | 2018-07-31 |
1967. | Wafflebear (wafflebear) | 73.63 | 97% | 2019-05-31 |
1968. | Joe (itsvizzini) | 73.61 | 95% | 2018-02-23 |
1969. | Zach (strongnrg) | 73.57 | 98% | 2018-10-19 |
1970. | Dank (dankmachine) | 73.54 | 96% | 2018-11-12 |
1971. | Noggie (noggie) | 73.48 | 97% | 2019-06-21 |
1972. | Ella (itypefasterthanyou10) | 73.40 | 97% | 2019-02-12 |
1973. | smq (_smq) | 73.39 | 95% | 2020-08-19 |
1974. | Denny (shizkr) | 73.38 | 97% | 2020-07-29 |
1975. | Nani (karlord) | 73.38 | 96% | 2020-07-15 |
1976. | Raz (adashi) | 73.36 | 99% | 2019-03-29 |
1977. | J (irocamora) | 73.33 | 98% | 2020-09-02 |
1978. | Abbey (abbey240901) | 73.33 | 98% | 2020-03-12 |
1979. | Sean (seanchua) | 73.31 | 95% | 2018-10-04 |
1980. | Ugnius (popcorn325) | 73.30 | 96% | 2020-10-29 |
1981. | qwerty (strongly_typed_qwerty) | 73.23 | 97% | 2020-08-26 |
1982. | BRUH (rabonh) | 73.23 | 96% | 2018-08-01 |
1983. | SelleHalt (sellehalt) | 73.20 | 98% | 2018-07-20 |
1984. | Rahil (rahilu14) | 73.18 | 94% | 2018-04-29 |
1985. | name (anson001) | 73.12 | 96% | 2020-10-16 |
1986. | Tyler (muslim_platypus) | 73.08 | 97% | 2018-11-01 |
1987. | Urgency (urgency) | 73.08 | 96% | 2019-01-11 |
1988. | Jyotirmoy (jyotirmoy_halder) | 73.05 | 97% | 2020-11-27 |
1989. | Ali (murad_shah) | 73.04 | 98% | 2020-11-20 |
1990. | Jovan (zer0neon) | 73.00 | 96% | 2020-10-21 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 3,958 | 97.99 | December 11, 2017 |
Instant Death Mode | 2 | 131.95 | November 14, 2020 |
New English Texts | 2 | 121.95 | November 22, 2017 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 83.84 | March 12, 2021 |
Video Games | 1 | 106.14 | November 23, 2020 |