You do right by me, and I guarantee I'll do right by you. But please, please don't turn me into a nun. I'm not that kind of girl. I've got a reputation. Around town I'm known as microwave Jane because they say I heat up faster than any micro. And when the fire chief visited, he wrote up a new code, and made me wear a smoke alarm between my thighs. And then the Coast Guard, he said that I was creating tsunamis in my waterbed. And then the Pope visited, said I was the only person on earth that had been on my knees more times than he had. Now the president's filed a restraining order claiming I have a romantic interest in the Washington Monument. Oh, you men can be so vicious. Look at me! Just look at me! Do I look like that type of girl?
—from Plumbers Don't Wear Ties, a game by Kirin Entertainment
Active since December 11, 2017.
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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1600. | Ethan (conanethan) | 80.44 | 96% | 2020-05-17 |
1601. | Ariel (ariking777) | 80.43 | 95% | 2020-01-09 |
1602. | Omicron (omicronrho) | 80.43 | 96% | 2019-06-09 |
1603. | Neel (neel19) | 80.39 | 97% | 2020-07-29 |
1604. | Enrique (zero9o) | 80.37 | 97% | 2018-02-05 |
1605. | Akela (akela123) | 80.34 | 96% | 2020-02-04 |
1606. | Bowlglet (bowlglet) | 80.31 | 96% | 2020-05-10 |
1607. | Joshua (washers) | 80.29 | 97% | 2018-03-20 |
1608. | Farm (pandamkii) | 80.29 | 97% | 2019-12-18 |
1609. | Camden (mypenguinbuddy) | 80.29 | 95% | 2018-04-03 |
1610. | Janis (vigilante434) | 80.29 | 99% | 2018-11-21 |
1611. | uwu (serashkut) | 80.27 | 98% | 2020-11-26 |
1612. | Bill (roderas) | 80.26 | 96% | 2020-01-25 |
1613. | Francesco (billyboe) | 80.24 | 97% | 2020-06-25 |
1614. | Sanic (192378) | 80.22 | 96% | 2020-12-08 |
1615. | Declan (mymumhitsme) | 80.21 | 96% | 2019-06-04 |
1616. | Evandp (evandp1999) | 80.20 | 97% | 2018-04-07 |
1617. | Qi (whathaha) | 80.19 | 97% | 2020-08-05 |
1618. | Karimk (mkarim2) | 80.19 | 98% | 2020-03-25 |
1619. | Jordy (mrollie) | 80.19 | 97% | 2018-03-28 |
1620. | Sreshta Kamya (nikitha) | 80.18 | 98% | 2020-08-26 |
1621. | Gary (potato2020) | 80.16 | 96% | 2020-03-28 |
1622. | Sadmate (saderen) | 80.14 | 95% | 2018-07-12 |
1623. | b34 (bl3wj4y) | 80.13 | 96% | 2019-05-10 |
1624. | 𝔽₃₁ (2802) | 80.13 | 98% | 2020-04-27 |
1625. | pooz (poozza) | 80.13 | 96% | 2019-02-24 |
1626. | karrie (karriemj) | 80.09 | 98% | 2019-08-28 |
1627. | HiroHero (hirohero89) | 80.09 | 98% | 2020-12-01 |
1628. | Vent (vent_sharkkk) | 80.07 | 97% | 2019-10-11 |
1629. | Baraa (the_legend_b) | 80.07 | 98% | 2018-07-18 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 3,958 | 97.99 | December 11, 2017 |
Instant Death Mode | 2 | 131.95 | November 14, 2020 |
New English Texts | 2 | 121.95 | November 22, 2017 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 83.84 | March 12, 2021 |
Video Games | 1 | 106.14 | November 23, 2020 |