You do right by me, and I guarantee I'll do right by you. But please, please don't turn me into a nun. I'm not that kind of girl. I've got a reputation. Around town I'm known as microwave Jane because they say I heat up faster than any micro. And when the fire chief visited, he wrote up a new code, and made me wear a smoke alarm between my thighs. And then the Coast Guard, he said that I was creating tsunamis in my waterbed. And then the Pope visited, said I was the only person on earth that had been on my knees more times than he had. Now the president's filed a restraining order claiming I have a romantic interest in the Washington Monument. Oh, you men can be so vicious. Look at me! Just look at me! Do I look like that type of girl?
—from Plumbers Don't Wear Ties, a game by Kirin Entertainment
Active since December 11, 2017.
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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2075. | Bilbo (bilboballins) | 70.82 | 93% | 2020-11-26 |
2076. | Iftekhar (iftekhar2495) | 70.82 | 97% | 2018-09-29 |
2077. | 1834 (busey) | 70.69 | 97% | 2019-10-22 |
2078. | PhroomPhroom (phosure47) | 70.62 | 97% | 2020-07-15 |
2079. | zzz (snorl4x) | 70.61 | 97% | 2019-04-09 |
2080. | Rami (nub_paws) | 70.59 | 95% | 2018-03-24 |
2081. | DC (dcl238) | 70.56 | 95% | 2019-01-13 |
2082. | Thomas (thomas70) | 70.54 | 98% | 2020-08-26 |
2083. | Michael (mikenike52899) | 70.51 | 94% | 2019-04-12 |
2084. | Dhiva (dhivaa) | 70.49 | 96% | 2018-08-13 |
2085. | Zevi (zevie) | 70.49 | 96% | 2018-04-25 |
2086. | Angel (angtheavatar) | 70.42 | 96% | 2020-02-04 |
2087. | Ickooo (gamerchancer) | 70.42 | 96% | 2019-02-11 |
2088. | Nayef (nayefk) | 70.28 | 97% | 2019-05-18 |
2089. | dude (udead1) | 70.24 | 96% | 2020-03-23 |
2090. | I12 (inot12) | 70.23 | 96% | 2020-11-21 |
2091. | Kim Jong-il (a9088391) | 70.21 | 97% | 2020-03-28 |
2092. | Zoomer (somerandomkid76) | 70.18 | 95% | 2020-02-12 |
2093. | linkai (linkaixd) | 70.15 | 94% | 2020-12-01 |
2094. | Alex (manithan) | 70.12 | 97% | 2019-07-23 |
2095. | Sun (timaeous) | 70.09 | 96% | 2020-04-09 |
2096. | Yujie Du (duyujie0817) | 70.08 | 98% | 2018-06-28 |
2097. | Chad (godchad) | 70.08 | 95% | 2018-10-23 |
2098. | lucia (shql) | 70.01 | 98% | 2018-07-10 |
2099. | Bat-Amgalan (mambatukaa) | 69.87 | 96% | 2020-12-01 |
2100. | DANIEL (dizo) | 69.87 | 98% | 2018-08-01 |
2101. | Slow (centrax) | 69.67 | 97% | 2020-10-24 |
2102. | Kazoo (kendokazoo) | 69.64 | 94% | 2020-10-12 |
2103. | Eric (eibaugh) | 69.64 | 96% | 2018-09-11 |
2104. | . (stationarywall) | 69.59 | 98% | 2018-08-08 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 3,958 | 97.99 | December 11, 2017 |
Instant Death Mode | 2 | 131.95 | November 14, 2020 |
New English Texts | 2 | 121.95 | November 22, 2017 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 83.84 | March 12, 2021 |
Video Games | 1 | 106.14 | November 23, 2020 |