What is my perfect crime? I break into Tiffany's at midnight. Do I go for the vault? No, I go for the chandelier. It's priceless. As I'm taking it down, a woman catches me. She tells me to stop. It's her father's business. She's Tiffany. I say no. We make love all night. In the morning, the cops come and I escape in one of their uniforms. I tell her to meet me in Mexico, but I go to Canada. I don't trust her. Besides, I like the cold. Thirty years later, I get a postcard. I have a son and he's the chief of police. This is where the story gets interesting. I tell Tiffany to meet me in Paris by the Trocadero. She's been waiting for me all these years. She's never taken another lover. I don't care. I don't show up. I go to Berlin. That's where I stashed the chandelier.
—from The Office, a movie by Ricky Gervais
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877. | Cesar (cesmen00) | 91.35 | 98% | 2019-07-25 |
878. | Big Tuna (dominicgangx) | 91.30 | 97% | 2020-08-22 |
879. | pktenshi (zettai) | 91.29 | 98% | 2018-11-02 |
880. | Allan (itsgam3tyme) | 91.29 | 98% | 2020-11-13 |
881. | Jian (jianhan95) | 91.29 | 97% | 2018-01-12 |
882. | Jackie (laserelite) | 91.28 | 98% | 2018-08-28 |
883. | Exyiaevox (exyia) | 91.27 | 98% | 2020-08-04 |
884. | MeeTree (nyalon) | 91.26 | 97% | 2020-01-14 |
885. | Kris (kris_z) | 91.26 | 96% | 2019-09-16 |
886. | mrlago (mrlago) | 91.18 | 98% | 2018-12-14 |
887. | Isra-to-Hell (skyarchbeast) | 91.14 | 98% | 2018-05-22 |
888. | ali (ethyl_ethanoate) | 91.13 | 96% | 2019-12-31 |
889. | Ynnah (hiynnah) | 91.11 | 97% | 2020-07-07 |
890. | Cole (cmrrockstar85) | 91.08 | 96% | 2020-09-29 |
891. | Richard (rockpile) | 91.07 | 98% | 2018-11-26 |
892. | Jacob (jkhindo64) | 91.06 | 98% | 2020-03-11 |
893. | Mitchell (mdyer44) | 90.97 | 97% | 2019-07-22 |
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898. | Brandon (dvorak_scrub) | 90.89 | 97% | 2020-06-17 |
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