What is my perfect crime? I break into Tiffany's at midnight. Do I go for the vault? No, I go for the chandelier. It's priceless. As I'm taking it down, a woman catches me. She tells me to stop. It's her father's business. She's Tiffany. I say no. We make love all night. In the morning, the cops come and I escape in one of their uniforms. I tell her to meet me in Mexico, but I go to Canada. I don't trust her. Besides, I like the cold. Thirty years later, I get a postcard. I have a son and he's the chief of police. This is where the story gets interesting. I tell Tiffany to meet me in Paris by the Trocadero. She's been waiting for me all these years. She's never taken another lover. I don't care. I don't show up. I go to Berlin. That's where I stashed the chandelier.
—from The Office, a movie by Ricky Gervais
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625. | John (jhakala) | 97.29 | 99% | 2017-12-21 |
626. | Mad (bornzor) | 97.29 | 98% | 2019-02-25 |
627. | Aidan (aidanb) | 97.23 | 99% | 2019-05-23 |
628. | Year (2019) | 97.20 | 98% | 2018-08-17 |
629. | neverbreaking170 (ivan28283) | 97.16 | 96% | 2020-05-01 |
630. | Gabriel (zfar4) | 97.15 | 97% | 2020-04-19 |
631. | telepathic_bread (telepathi... | 97.14 | 96% | 2019-12-19 |
632. | DoctorN0gloff (doctorn0gloff) | 97.11 | 96% | 2018-12-22 |
633. | Stefan (maewen) | 97.10 | 97% | 2018-07-21 |
634. | Vikram (sjaishankar) | 97.08 | 99% | 2020-03-25 |
635. | Aleksa (huaweialeksa) | 97.08 | 96% | 2019-03-10 |
636. | Harold (olafthered) | 97.07 | 98% | 2020-10-22 |
637. | Kyle Me (poledancerz) | 97.06 | 96% | 2018-01-27 |
638. | JJ (snyderator) | 97.04 | 98% | 2019-04-11 |
639. | tambii (aid1337) | 97.01 | 97% | 2018-10-31 |
640. | Brant (imbrantbcw) | 96.98 | 98% | 2019-02-11 |
641. | eggs979 (eggs979) | 96.97 | 98% | 2019-12-16 |
642. | sykelolxd (sykelolxd) | 96.97 | 97% | 2020-12-02 |
643. | Emzlo (emzlo) | 96.95 | 99% | 2018-10-10 |
644. | Solvent (sanchit92) | 96.93 | 98% | 2019-06-12 |
645. | pugtaka (pugtaka) | 96.90 | 97% | 2020-03-30 |
646. | Max (17maxklivans) | 96.88 | 96% | 2020-12-14 |
647. | Amr (amrhachicho) | 96.85 | 99% | 2019-02-01 |
648. | Nick (nickjanne) | 96.71 | 96% | 2020-03-14 |
649. | Samantha (smm190) | 96.70 | 98% | 2019-11-02 |
650. | L (dubbz) | 96.67 | 98% | 2020-02-03 |
651. | J (jl94) | 96.67 | 99% | 2019-06-05 |
652. | Faa (faa7) | 96.59 | 97% | 2019-03-10 |
653. | KC (hotdogkc) | 96.57 | 98% | 2019-05-15 |
654. | Roki (grenmajulord) | 96.54 | 96% | 2019-12-17 |
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Default (English) | 3,483 | 97.03 | December 10, 2017 |
New English Texts | 1 | 105.39 | May 28, 2022 |