There are three reasons, Mr. Brown, why I will not dance with you. The first, I fear, is that you've had a little too much to drink. The second is that this is not, as you seem to suppose, a waltz the orchestra is playing but the Peruvian national anthem, for which you should be standing to attention. And the third reason why we may not dance, Mr. Brown, is that I am the Cardinal Archbishop of Lima.
—from Order, Order! The Rise and Fall of Political Drinking, a book by Ben Wright
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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1122. | James (jbrayfl) | 98.80 | 99% | 2018-12-11 |
1123. | Justin (sm00thie) | 98.79 | 99% | 2019-12-18 |
1124. | Victor (susavile) | 98.79 | 99% | 2018-12-17 |
1125. | Isra-to-Hell (skyarchbeast) | 98.79 | 97% | 2019-04-24 |
1126. | Typing is fun!!! (hebibuki) | 98.78 | 98% | 2019-09-12 |
1127. | Kevin (mystified) | 98.75 | 99% | 2019-09-30 |
1128. | Aeros Hockey (peteypablo14) | 98.74 | 99% | 2019-11-01 |
1129. | da (causenetsofv) | 98.73 | 99% | 2019-08-19 |
1130. | Ray (iconoclasmic) | 98.73 | 97% | 2017-10-09 |
1131. | Eric (divandcon) | 98.72 | 97% | 2019-05-14 |
1132. | Casey (novacainr) | 98.68 | 97% | 2019-10-04 |
1133. | 0 (gochoo) | 98.66 | 98% | 2018-08-23 |
1134. | papa=d (diggaxgod) | 98.66 | 96% | 2019-12-07 |
1135. | Samuel (samfpandi) | 98.66 | 97% | 2019-09-25 |
1136. | Yuhang (yuhang0722) | 98.63 | 98% | 2020-11-08 |
1137. | Harts (hartsrock) | 98.56 | 97% | 2018-02-08 |
1138. | Nick (hobomichaels) | 98.55 | 99% | 2020-05-18 |
1139. | eggs979 (eggs979) | 98.55 | 98% | 2018-12-11 |
1140. | Ҝ丨𝓝G𝕆 (hasnatahmad) | 98.54 | 97% | 2020-05-26 |
1141. | Luke (balancedlife) | 98.49 | 98% | 2018-06-23 |
1142. | budda (theblackeye) | 98.48 | 97% | 2020-06-09 |
1143. | Skillexed (shivam00100) | 98.48 | 97% | 2020-08-18 |
1144. | 𝔴𝔦𝔩𝔩 (big_billy) | 98.44 | 97% | 2020-07-08 |
1145. | TimeLoad (timeload) | 98.43 | 99% | 2018-02-16 |
1146. | Tim (bertardy) | 98.42 | 99% | 2020-04-20 |
1147. | god (godsk1p) | 98.39 | 96% | 2020-03-31 |
1148. | thebes (thebes) | 98.36 | 98% | 2019-09-29 |
1149. | Mackyy. (mackipecko) | 98.34 | 96% | 2020-01-31 |
1150. | broken space key (fruitkaek) | 98.31 | 97% | 2018-09-03 |
1151. | (tyleryoung210) | 98.29 | 95% | 2019-02-09 |
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Default (English) | 8,516 | 83.38 | October 7, 2017 |
Instant Death Mode | 9 | 110.74 | January 20, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 81.51 | January 23, 2023 |
New English Texts | 1 | 114.33 | May 28, 2022 |