As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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9478. | The Yellow King (jharwell626) | 81.80 | 91% | 2016-04-17 |
9479. | Kevin (rubixpro) | 81.79 | 96% | 2016-10-20 |
9480. | yen (yenyenl) | 81.79 | 98% | 2022-09-14 |
9481. | Seb (sebni) | 81.79 | 98% | 2021-08-26 |
9482. | Zeltraa (zeltraa) | 81.79 | 97% | 2022-01-25 |
9483. | Elton (eltonferraz) | 81.78 | 96% | 2016-01-15 |
9484. | Fm (fm59jq2k) | 81.78 | 95.7% | 2021-02-15 |
9485. | David (wavexz) | 81.78 | 97% | 2017-11-16 |
9486. | fakaped (fakaped) | 81.77 | 99% | 2021-11-10 |
9487. | TL (zstarcatchz) | 81.77 | 89% | 2016-04-27 |
9488. | Arslan (arslan801007) | 81.76 | 97.8% | 2023-10-15 |
9489. | m (flashyyy) | 81.76 | 96% | 2019-10-19 |
9490. | Stay (stayscaffolded) | 81.75 | 96% | 2018-01-04 |
9491. | Shredrex (shredrex) | 81.74 | 99% | 2022-11-14 |
9492. | Zeph (ringofonion) | 81.74 | 97% | 2021-06-17 |
9493. | Fitri (endeavor42) | 81.74 | 97% | 2019-02-02 |
9494. | kostrohan (kostrohan) | 81.73 | 98% | 2020-09-21 |
9495. | Tommy (tommy567295) | 81.73 | 97% | 2016-11-21 |
9496. | YoloswagCashMoney (yolo_s_wag) | 81.73 | 97% | 2018-08-31 |
9497. | pktenshi (zettai) | 81.73 | 97% | 2018-01-08 |
9498. | ghost (souls) | 81.73 | 95% | 2016-01-16 |
9499. | maroon (hofgalmir) | 81.72 | 97% | 2024-04-10 |
9500. | Ami (yuuami) | 81.72 | 97% | 2021-01-12 |
9501. | a (suk_) | 81.72 | 97% | 2019-07-26 |
9502. | WhyAlGorequotes (jaredboy85) | 81.72 | 96% | 2015-10-05 |
9503. | Ricky (iifading) | 81.71 | 93% | 2015-12-31 |
9504. | Toxi (toxi) | 81.71 | 86% | 2016-09-01 |
9505. | CalciumCarbonate (calcium_) | 81.70 | 98% | 2022-09-29 |
9506. | Acnologia (acnologia_123) | 81.70 | 97% | 2021-12-27 |
9507. | Pulgster (pulgster) | 81.70 | 96% | 2022-07-25 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |