As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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17620. | Ryan (youmadbrooo) | 61.46 | 92% | 2015-09-02 |
17621. | Zaman00412 (zaman00412) | 61.45 | 97% | 2021-06-09 |
17622. | Peter (slow_as_f_typist) | 61.45 | 96% | 2021-03-01 |
17623. | JP (kropekzie) | 61.45 | 96% | 2020-09-17 |
17624. | Rifaie (nurrifaie) | 61.44 | 95% | 2021-03-06 |
17625. | Jannyx (nyxal) | 61.44 | 97.5% | 2021-01-29 |
17626. | Poarthan (poarthan_arseus) | 61.43 | 97% | 2020-10-20 |
17627. | Sandy (yekagid) | 61.43 | 95% | 2022-01-12 |
17628. | Ay (aaffs) | 61.43 | 91% | 2015-07-08 |
17629. | Mudu (muduxd) | 61.42 | 95% | 2021-12-07 |
17630. | Ahmed (uproo) | 61.42 | 99% | 2022-09-16 |
17631. | Rajesh (curseraj) | 61.42 | 96% | 2021-09-07 |
17632. | Aditya (abs192) | 61.41 | 90% | 2015-11-28 |
17633. | Oto (apelkoy) | 61.41 | 95% | 2021-04-19 |
17634. | Nape (nape_) | 61.41 | 95% | 2019-12-28 |
17635. | Cosmos (cosmosatlas) | 61.41 | 94% | 2016-05-18 |
17636. | fei (feiamor) | 61.40 | 97% | 2021-10-04 |
17637. | Yash (yasharchit) | 61.40 | 91% | 2015-09-03 |
17638. | varun (vakot) | 61.40 | 97% | 2022-11-19 |
17639. | Alex (seventeen21) | 61.40 | 93.3% | 2021-02-20 |
17640. | Alex (killerfrikis) | 61.39 | 85% | 2016-08-11 |
17641. | Nishanth (nishanth_123) | 61.39 | 95% | 2023-10-19 |
17642. | Robert (selbor) | 61.37 | 95% | 2021-02-11 |
17643. | Kin (kccchiu) | 61.37 | 94% | 2015-10-14 |
17644. | TMW98 (themostwanted98) | 61.37 | 89% | 2016-01-04 |
17645. | Ann (nymarce_) | 61.36 | 95% | 2023-06-16 |
17646. | MasterYeetusXXX (unknownvirus) | 61.36 | 97% | 2016-08-18 |
17647. | Peter (swankypete) | 61.36 | 96% | 2018-02-01 |
17648. | Wildebeest (wildebeest1) | 61.35 | 98% | 2021-10-09 |
17649. | caesar (caesar03) | 61.35 | 97% | 2023-01-16 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |