As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
---|---|---|---|---|
8434. | James (chub_gub) | 84.44 | 96% | 2023-06-04 |
8435. | Vlad (vladzeu) | 84.44 | 96% | 2022-03-03 |
8436. | Shmooky (scrotemstomper) | 84.44 | 98% | 2021-03-15 |
8437. | Nepali (nepalii) | 84.43 | 92% | 2017-01-28 |
8438. | lasindu (lasindu) | 84.43 | 95% | 2017-01-11 |
8439. | Henrik (iupgrade) | 84.42 | 97% | 2021-05-01 |
8440. | Noni (whythisname) | 84.41 | 98% | 2023-11-28 |
8441. | Wing (ngwingyin2005) | 84.41 | 97% | 2021-10-08 |
8442. | Magz (magzse7en) | 84.41 | 97% | 2022-04-27 |
8443. | Danny (dannynp) | 84.41 | 97% | 2018-03-16 |
8444. | Ian (ianthetypist) | 84.40 | 98% | 2023-05-07 |
8445. | Nara (nara_nara) | 84.39 | 98% | 2022-08-06 |
8446. | Dre (dredog17) | 84.39 | 95% | 2023-01-22 |
8447. | Suyang (rose_flower) | 84.39 | 97% | 2020-08-10 |
8448. | Rendi (rendi_touchtype) | 84.39 | 96% | 2021-11-05 |
8449. | Teddy (wazazaby) | 84.39 | 97% | 2019-08-28 |
8450. | aaaaa (tennis222) | 84.37 | 97% | 2020-10-03 |
8451. | oShado (shadowwalker15) | 84.37 | 97% | 2024-01-12 |
8452. | penrose (penrosecat) | 84.37 | 95% | 2022-09-10 |
8453. | backtozero (knuckledoritos) | 84.37 | 98% | 2021-01-08 |
8454. | Christian (xtianz459) | 84.37 | 94% | 2015-04-17 |
8455. | Daf (dafpogi2) | 84.36 | 98% | 2021-04-22 |
8456. | KuyateClanYT (kuyateclanyt) | 84.36 | 96% | 2019-12-15 |
8457. | Hamada (hamadasalhab) | 84.35 | 97% | 2023-03-13 |
8458. | Woogy (woogy187) | 84.35 | 96% | 2021-07-11 |
8459. | Jason (cookja2000) | 84.35 | 98% | 2022-12-15 |
8460. | Rishav (rishavmngo) | 84.35 | 98% | 2023-07-12 |
8461. | lele (esaiy) | 84.35 | 97% | 2019-09-03 |
8462. | Nohin (nohin) | 84.34 | 96.9% | 2023-12-31 |
8463. | Gorr (ayushjoshi) | 84.34 | 99% | 2022-10-11 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |