As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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9999. | https://goo.gl/w5lYtb (vusan) | 80.51 | 97% | 2016-12-22 |
10000. | Brian (pocket_ace) | 80.50 | 99% | 2021-09-07 |
10001. | Jackery (hamshank) | 80.50 | 96.8% | 2023-09-30 |
10002. | Blooksy (ottor) | 80.49 | 97% | 2023-02-19 |
10003. | Sayan (sayan_c) | 80.49 | 98% | 2022-12-17 |
10004. | quackstuff (quackstuff) | 80.49 | 98% | 2021-09-30 |
10005. | grace (koald) | 80.49 | 97% | 2021-02-09 |
10006. | obama (balduin) | 80.49 | 96% | 2018-04-14 |
10007. | Seraphear (_seraphear) | 80.48 | 99% | 2023-08-28 |
10008. | cj (natsuhanabi) | 80.48 | 96% | 2022-06-06 |
10009. | Griffin (gshark32) | 80.48 | 97% | 2021-04-18 |
10010. | S (sima0502) | 80.48 | 97% | 2021-06-10 |
10011. | Nic (greengiantzz96) | 80.47 | 97% | 2020-02-28 |
10012. | Eric (yellowblankets) | 80.47 | 97% | 2022-02-05 |
10013. | Tejas (crimcrim) | 80.46 | 96% | 2023-06-29 |
10014. | Philip (piporace10) | 80.46 | 95% | 2015-07-25 |
10015. | Foofighter (foohobbit) | 80.45 | 98% | 2023-04-10 |
10016. | Kenway (kenway316) | 80.45 | 98% | 2022-04-19 |
10017. | Sam Aka 😏 (sam_at_40wpm) | 80.45 | 98% | 2022-12-11 |
10018. | Einno (einno) | 80.45 | 97% | 2021-09-28 |
10019. | taco (rippedjeans) | 80.45 | 96% | 2021-02-08 |
10020. | Quinn (dewdrive101) | 80.45 | 97% | 2018-07-17 |
10021. | Vudthi (vudthi) | 80.45 | 98% | 2019-01-31 |
10022. | John (baseball9) | 80.45 | 98% | 2016-10-18 |
10023. | Ali (ali_pro) | 80.44 | 94.8% | 2023-10-12 |
10024. | florin (flor111n) | 80.44 | 98% | 2021-09-23 |
10025. | ramen (lightning_poliwag) | 80.44 | 97% | 2021-07-06 |
10026. | Ruben (oiradnebur) | 80.44 | 98% | 2015-05-19 |
10027. | Bobataaa (scaraismylord) | 80.43 | 97% | 2020-03-06 |
10028. | (xyztcube) | 80.43 | 96% | 2020-11-18 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |