As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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3009. | Stupid (stupididiot9) | 103.93 | 96.6% | 2023-10-14 |
3010. | Cosmic (aji3) | 103.93 | 98% | 2021-03-22 |
3011. | Kenny (10chos) | 103.93 | 98% | 2021-01-16 |
3012. | Quark (quarky) | 103.93 | 93% | 2015-07-17 |
3013. | Vlenix (vlenix) | 103.92 | 99% | 2023-02-04 |
3014. | Shark (pabst) | 103.92 | 91% | 2016-12-29 |
3015. | Asan 🚗 (asan29) | 103.91 | 99% | 2021-06-10 |
3016. | Cxlt (fujimaaa) | 103.91 | 98% | 2022-02-28 |
3017. | Neil (nelichte) | 103.91 | 95% | 2015-04-20 |
3018. | Jisoo (guersam) | 103.90 | 97% | 2017-01-05 |
3019. | Bobby (redsnake06) | 103.89 | 98% | 2021-05-20 |
3020. | Cynthia (tsukihimeko) | 103.87 | 98% | 2016-12-06 |
3021. | varuvaru (vividkun) | 103.87 | 98% | 2022-10-01 |
3022. | rakki123 (rakki123) | 103.86 | 97.8% | 2023-10-19 |
3023. | name (anson001) | 103.86 | 98% | 2022-09-22 |
3024. | earwax (earwax) | 103.86 | 98% | 2018-08-12 |
3025. | Xyko (xyko_) | 103.85 | 99% | 2021-07-13 |
3026. | Justin (slowly_winning) | 103.85 | 99% | 2020-08-03 |
3027. | Lewis (vathlauss) | 103.85 | 98% | 2018-03-05 |
3028. | Eric (edang344) | 103.84 | 99% | 2017-04-25 |
3029. | Alvin (eldormr) | 103.84 | 98% | 2015-09-09 |
3030. | jen (chennyjen) | 103.84 | 97% | 2021-08-25 |
3031. | Ulshilth (ulshilth) | 103.83 | 99% | 2023-08-30 |
3032. | Uses Home Row (nickmanning214) | 103.83 | 98% | 2016-10-27 |
3033. | lobus (lobus_rec) | 103.81 | 99% | 2021-11-09 |
3034. | monners (monners) | 103.81 | 100% | 2023-08-30 |
3035. | Accuracy (slow_is_smooth_is... | 103.80 | 98% | 2023-12-30 |
3036. | magical_ki (magical_ki) | 103.80 | 100% | 2022-12-03 |
3037. | Ryan (pokemon128) | 103.80 | 92% | 2016-10-23 |
3038. | Dave (coltdriver) | 103.79 | 98% | 2023-04-19 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |