As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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8541. | Josh (j00shh) | 84.17 | 97% | 2021-01-18 |
8542. | david (jrdupd) | 84.17 | 100% | 2023-01-17 |
8543. | Spafa (spafa) | 84.17 | 95% | 2019-09-26 |
8544. | Thatisdifficult (thatisdiff... | 84.17 | 97% | 2017-10-31 |
8545. | Meløn (__melon__) | 84.17 | 92% | 2016-01-15 |
8546. | Ben (bhoman) | 84.16 | 99% | 2022-11-07 |
8547. | Minseok (devani0310) | 84.16 | 97% | 2016-02-19 |
8548. | J-Train (jtmakeitrain) | 84.15 | 98% | 2019-11-20 |
8549. | Sveta (svetarozenbaum) | 84.15 | 95% | 2022-10-24 |
8550. | ケニー (schnitzelbr0t) | 84.15 | 97% | 2021-12-03 |
8551. | james (awesome4aces115) | 84.15 | 97% | 2023-03-03 |
8552. | bobby g (darkness2422) | 84.15 | 96% | 2018-01-30 |
8553. | sm (smgreato) | 84.14 | 97% | 2022-09-12 |
8554. | Declan (2soup4declan) | 84.14 | 98.2% | 2023-12-06 |
8555. | Zero (kaminari_zero) | 84.14 | 98% | 2024-04-10 |
8556. | giang (theend_vd) | 84.14 | 96% | 2015-06-08 |
8557. | Joran (turkeyman) | 84.13 | 97% | 2016-12-11 |
8558. | Aidan (monkeyatg) | 84.12 | 98% | 2023-11-28 |
8559. | Sonic (sonicaks) | 84.12 | 98% | 2021-06-06 |
8560. | Donkey (crazybraden) | 84.12 | 98.4% | 2023-11-07 |
8561. | Хуйлуша (over_power) | 84.12 | 95% | 2017-01-03 |
8562. | Alex (bartowski) | 84.11 | 97% | 2021-04-19 |
8563. | Andrei (andrei_avram6) | 84.10 | 97.4% | 2021-02-21 |
8564. | OOoo... (kekokako) | 84.10 | 98% | 2023-03-22 |
8565. | Ian (ian_tgw) | 84.09 | 97% | 2019-10-25 |
8566. | spaceman...neyoom... (gg_ha... | 84.09 | 96% | 2019-08-27 |
8567. | Hayk (doppelganger14) | 84.09 | 97% | 2023-04-01 |
8568. | hungryangmo (typicalossas) | 84.09 | 97% | 2020-05-13 |
8569. | Kumar (kayush) | 84.09 | 96% | 2019-12-15 |
8570. | Chalotte (hojahs) | 84.08 | 96% | 2022-10-27 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |