As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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11102. | nilb (nilb) | 77.75 | 98% | 2024-04-20 |
11103. | tstats[chrumatic] (chrumatic) | 77.74 | 95% | 2023-04-03 |
11104. | Macmed (macmed) | 77.74 | 92% | 2016-06-04 |
11105. | jimmy (jimmyfreeman) | 77.74 | 96% | 2021-06-20 |
11106. | Martin (kierandaywalkerr) | 77.74 | 94% | 2017-01-16 |
11107. | YZZUB (chuang010896) | 77.73 | 97% | 2021-06-10 |
11108. | Bring Them Home (aloni4u) | 77.73 | 97.3% | 2023-11-17 |
11109. | Vadurr (vadurr) | 77.73 | 90% | 2015-06-26 |
11110. | Mimi (merrymolly23) | 77.73 | 94% | 2017-04-08 |
11111. | Emmanuel (bodmas) | 77.73 | 97% | 2017-09-22 |
11112. | ELectr8c (3l3ctr1c) | 77.72 | 96% | 2023-02-05 |
11113. | Tomáš (tomashavlasek) | 77.72 | 96% | 2023-04-10 |
11114. | hamit (skinnypotato) | 77.72 | 98% | 2022-05-28 |
11115. | cpprulez (toncheto) | 77.72 | 96% | 2021-03-14 |
11116. | Otatop (unterepere) | 77.72 | 97% | 2022-05-05 |
11117. | john (racer520) | 77.72 | 96% | 2015-05-05 |
11118. | Narkotik (vacban) | 77.71 | 96% | 2023-04-26 |
11119. | Sankalp (tablaboi) | 77.71 | 98% | 2021-03-03 |
11120. | Christian (crash1233) | 77.71 | 96.6% | 2021-03-02 |
11121. | Thos (thosbp) | 77.71 | 97% | 2020-09-21 |
11122. | stimo (stimo) | 77.71 | 97% | 2017-06-25 |
11123. | Raging (ragingthunder) | 77.70 | 96% | 2020-02-13 |
11124. | Random (bogdanmironov) | 77.70 | 96% | 2023-03-16 |
11125. | amongla (kagez) | 77.70 | 96% | 2020-10-31 |
11126. | khairo (mathemagic1an) | 77.70 | 99% | 2019-11-01 |
11127. | ryan (hhtech) | 77.69 | 96% | 2022-05-13 |
11128. | kaede (kaede1) | 77.69 | 97% | 2021-10-21 |
11129. | Hannah (hannahbear1994) | 77.69 | 97% | 2021-05-29 |
11130. | Haruka (hrksnsk) | 77.69 | 99% | 2022-08-29 |
11131. | Samad (dr_drakonix) | 77.69 | 98% | 2019-04-10 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |