As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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6383. | daniel (dpainter) | 90.51 | 99% | 2021-03-22 |
6384. | Teacher (3j0mk1) | 90.49 | 98% | 2022-03-20 |
6385. | EmiNation | (emingamer) | 90.49 | 96% | 2017-08-08 |
6386. | Mike (mikethompsontech) | 90.48 | 91% | 2016-06-06 |
6387. | napkin (call_me_napkin) | 90.48 | 95% | 2020-05-07 |
6388. | Nicholas (nicholas_r) | 90.48 | 97% | 2023-03-21 |
6389. | Alex (all_grey) | 90.48 | 94% | 2016-04-12 |
6390. | reem (bacil123) | 90.47 | 97% | 2021-07-18 |
6391. | Gen (general_artist) | 90.47 | 96% | 2023-10-03 |
6392. | Thắng (pvthg) | 90.47 | 98% | 2023-07-10 |
6393. | Robert (nforcer) | 90.47 | 99% | 2023-01-04 |
6394. | Sniff (fruitsniffer) | 90.47 | 98% | 2019-04-06 |
6395. | Ryan Gosling (rapperb) | 90.46 | 97.8% | 2023-11-05 |
6396. | Can (cazzed) | 90.46 | 96.7% | 2024-03-27 |
6397. | Paul (pkehrer) | 90.46 | 99% | 2019-05-18 |
6398. | ChickenWingz (deatroit) | 90.45 | 97% | 2021-01-13 |
6399. | Totus (thepenguin183) | 90.44 | 97% | 2022-06-15 |
6400. | big wallop (badtyper111) | 90.44 | 96.9% | 2023-12-17 |
6401. | Oshene (emelisosha) | 90.44 | 97% | 2022-04-07 |
6402. | Nick (bopob) | 90.44 | 97% | 2021-10-28 |
6403. | Dilan (carnage2) | 90.44 | 96% | 2022-05-29 |
6404. | Bean (waialiki) | 90.43 | 99% | 2023-01-16 |
6405. | Marco (rxmarko) | 90.43 | 98% | 2022-04-22 |
6406. | little (littleruiness) | 90.43 | 95% | 2016-05-06 |
6407. | Huy (huyxd) | 90.42 | 90% | 2016-12-14 |
6408. | Michael (thechosenguan1999) | 90.42 | 98% | 2020-05-05 |
6409. | Victor (susavile) | 90.42 | 98% | 2018-01-14 |
6410. | Giancarlo (milkman007) | 90.42 | 97% | 2019-03-02 |
6411. | Melvin (reservedaura) | 90.41 | 98% | 2023-03-20 |
6412. | Abu (abushakeeb) | 90.41 | 97% | 2022-01-13 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |