As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
---|---|---|---|---|
7589. | Rafiq (rafiq) | 86.79 | 96% | 2016-02-24 |
7590. | Alec (lcpckp) | 86.79 | 97% | 2016-06-01 |
7591. | ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ (wha... | 86.79 | 98.4% | 2021-02-12 |
7592. | King (kingtanky) | 86.79 | 97% | 2020-03-15 |
7593. | Justin (feryll) | 86.79 | 95% | 2015-05-04 |
7594. | Jesus (yeetusdeletus420) | 86.78 | 98% | 2021-06-12 |
7595. | Alex (aweylmanfarwell) | 86.78 | 99% | 2023-07-15 |
7596. | tak power (langsungg) | 86.78 | 99% | 2021-11-20 |
7597. | sleeang (sleeang) | 86.77 | 97.6% | 2023-11-03 |
7598. | RaspberryPi (don_bartolome) | 86.77 | 98% | 2021-02-21 |
7599. | Paul (yyube) | 86.76 | 96% | 2021-06-27 |
7600. | Lucas (lucce34) | 86.75 | 98% | 2023-02-24 |
7601. | Daehan (vitamaxdh) | 86.75 | 96% | 2021-01-03 |
7602. | Alex (airstreamdriver) | 86.75 | 98% | 2015-04-30 |
7603. | vetle (vetlebg) | 86.75 | 100% | 2021-12-09 |
7604. | zop (kozarrat) | 86.75 | 94% | 2015-07-05 |
7605. | Hannah (arya_1) | 86.74 | 99% | 2021-01-11 |
7606. | Live (ugatyper) | 86.74 | 96% | 2015-09-30 |
7607. | Tyler (tjang) | 86.74 | 96% | 2019-05-11 |
7608. | I'm (ten10) | 86.74 | 95% | 2015-07-29 |
7609. | johnfred (cevhyruz) | 86.73 | 99% | 2023-03-09 |
7610. | kripp (hotdoghunter) | 86.73 | 96% | 2021-03-02 |
7611. | Nath (thisisntnath) | 86.73 | 95% | 2020-12-02 |
7612. | krishna (krishnasai3cks) | 86.73 | 97% | 2020-12-10 |
7613. | Daniel (reflexus) | 86.73 | 97% | 2018-10-15 |
7614. | damloojy (damloojy) | 86.72 | 97% | 2020-06-03 |
7615. | Eliud (inggoodface) | 86.72 | 87% | 2015-06-28 |
7616. | cmath (chrismath) | 86.72 | 98% | 2021-05-29 |
7617. | Dimitris (generaldido) | 86.72 | 98% | 2016-03-17 |
7618. | Edward (kailhreds) | 86.72 | 98% | 2021-08-22 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |