As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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5971. | julian (julian3213) | 91.70 | 98.9% | 2023-10-27 |
5972. | Jesse (jessekapane) | 91.70 | 97% | 2023-02-23 |
5973. | Ryan (yanray) | 91.70 | 98% | 2021-01-18 |
5974. | dean (geedud2) | 91.70 | 98% | 2020-05-19 |
5975. | lgbtqia2+ 2023 (reapwhatusow) | 91.69 | 97% | 2023-11-15 |
5976. | Memming (qwerty) (memming) | 91.69 | 98% | 2024-02-04 |
5977. | water (watercat10) | 91.67 | 97% | 2021-01-13 |
5978. | Cat-Dvorak (ardemus2) | 91.67 | 98% | 2016-04-05 |
5979. | Stephen (canasferatu) | 91.66 | 97% | 2022-05-04 |
5980. | Luuk (luukdeman111) | 91.66 | 97% | 2021-03-28 |
5981. | Dylan (dyl0e) | 91.65 | 98% | 2021-07-12 |
5982. | Nobu (nobunakamura) | 91.65 | 98% | 2021-09-30 |
5983. | Ronaldinho (odarealpeo321) | 91.64 | 97% | 2021-10-07 |
5984. | Crystal (crystal_angelo) | 91.64 | 98% | 2023-10-22 |
5985. | Albert (tastiermite) | 91.64 | 97.7% | 2021-02-20 |
5986. | chekic (chekic) | 91.64 | 97% | 2022-04-29 |
5987. | qazaqyanke (qazaqyanke) | 91.63 | 98% | 2024-03-22 |
5988. | Colin (sticklin10) | 91.63 | 91% | 2016-05-17 |
5989. | jb (woorie7) | 91.63 | 96% | 2016-05-30 |
5990. | Tarako (tarako) | 91.63 | 96% | 2015-04-24 |
5991. | HotClaw (hotclaw) | 91.62 | 100% | 2021-01-09 |
5992. | world man (fricked) | 91.62 | 97% | 2018-05-01 |
5993. | DayVIS (yoyochecktisout) | 91.62 | 93% | 2016-06-04 |
5994. | T (simonhawk) | 91.61 | 92% | 2015-05-20 |
5995. | Keago (keago) | 91.61 | 99% | 2019-12-31 |
5996. | skrubilonibus (skrubilonibus) | 91.60 | 97% | 2018-10-10 |
5997. | Abdriano (abdrian0) | 91.59 | 98% | 2023-02-26 |
5998. | Glerou (tudesci) | 91.59 | 98% | 2021-11-16 |
5999. | Max (souriz) | 91.59 | 97% | 2018-07-13 |
6000. | Ivan (ivantakashi) | 91.58 | 98% | 2021-12-01 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |