As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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8990. | ╠═══╣Lets build a... | 83.06 | 97% | 2018-02-03 |
8991. | DEX (dbrown1e) | 83.06 | 98% | 2020-10-01 |
8992. | Toee (mg_toe) | 83.05 | 97% | 2015-11-14 |
8993. | Colin (typeofwhey) | 83.05 | 98% | 2018-09-02 |
8994. | Barron (bjbenbow) | 83.04 | 98% | 2023-05-16 |
8995. | Pablo (pierrot14) | 83.04 | 98% | 2017-07-07 |
8996. | Vãi Trí (minhtrihard) | 83.04 | 92% | 2017-05-10 |
8997. | Gavin (burn145) | 83.03 | 97% | 2019-01-17 |
8998. | Kuba (lostnamexd01) | 83.03 | 98% | 2021-12-17 |
8999. | Storm (aerofivek) | 83.03 | 97% | 2023-02-15 |
9000. | Tatsuya (zane404) | 83.03 | 96% | 2021-03-07 |
9001. | Tedward (tedward765) | 83.03 | 96.8% | 2021-02-07 |
9002. | Johan (oxpost) | 83.02 | 97% | 2019-05-20 |
9003. | Christopher (price4124) | 83.02 | 96% | 2020-03-23 |
9004. | Alfie (davies0812) | 83.02 | 97% | 2021-03-04 |
9005. | dEs (blackmantra) | 83.02 | 96% | 2016-05-24 |
9006. | fdsafdsa (szesz) | 83.01 | 99% | 2022-04-02 |
9007. | YurQ (yurq) | 83.01 | 96% | 2017-02-01 |
9008. | sam (swissnetizen) | 83.01 | 96% | 2019-06-06 |
9009. | just a dud (geekdud2) | 83.01 | 98% | 2017-08-20 |
9010. | Echo (echo316) | 83.00 | 96% | 2023-02-24 |
9011. | krystalship (krystalship11) | 83.00 | 100% | 2022-12-31 |
9012. | Radosław (radoslaw_) | 83.00 | 98% | 2016-10-16 |
9013. | Paper (paperstache) | 82.99 | 98% | 2021-11-09 |
9014. | Aviv (avivbn263) | 82.99 | 98% | 2017-09-25 |
9015. | plasma (plasmavolt) | 82.99 | 96% | 2020-08-14 |
9016. | delfan (delfaaan) | 82.99 | 96% | 2019-01-27 |
9017. | Mitanshu (hermit1691) | 82.98 | 96.3% | 2023-10-29 |
9018. | Chestera (chestera) | 82.98 | 98% | 2021-03-13 |
9019. | Adam (adamhawkins) | 82.98 | 99% | 2018-03-19 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |