As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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20976. | Ron (swavyron) | 51.35 | 96% | 2021-01-28 |
20977. | Pelle (smelloxx) | 51.34 | 94% | 2020-06-25 |
20978. | sheehab (sheehab) | 51.34 | 93% | 2016-04-19 |
20979. | bussy (roadto104wpm) | 51.33 | 95% | 2022-11-20 |
20980. | Sintu (sintu) | 51.32 | 96.7% | 2021-01-30 |
20981. | Ellen (pentagram_heart) | 51.31 | 95% | 2020-09-03 |
20982. | Blackwidow (gregggregggregg) | 51.31 | 88% | 2016-08-09 |
20983. | Poppa (ghome) | 51.30 | 94% | 2022-06-06 |
20984. | Adedhuman (adedhuman) | 51.30 | 91% | 2021-05-09 |
20985. | Vikas (vk_master) | 51.30 | 96% | 2021-03-13 |
20986. | yes_emily (sumtingwongwichu) | 51.30 | 92% | 2020-08-06 |
20987. | alex (mimzy1995ns) | 51.30 | 95% | 2020-12-11 |
20988. | Treaks (taddis1234) | 51.30 | 90% | 2016-11-04 |
20989. | Catumba (catumba) | 51.30 | 98% | 2016-01-13 |
20990. | Michael (mhmadhatter) | 51.29 | 96% | 2016-07-11 |
20991. | Matt (mhorsfield) | 51.28 | 95% | 2021-11-30 |
20992. | CrashRAcer1 (crashracer1) | 51.27 | 94% | 2022-06-18 |
20993. | Velonik (velonik_12) | 51.27 | 94% | 2021-06-26 |
20994. | Jovani (jovina) | 51.27 | 97% | 2022-05-05 |
20995. | Nich (squiddyjohnlong) | 51.27 | 96% | 2019-03-27 |
20996. | Denford (setnicknameto) | 51.26 | 95% | 2018-11-28 |
20997. | Chirp (chirpflewgone) | 51.26 | 99% | 2021-09-22 |
20998. | Jackson (wakeywaky) | 51.26 | 95% | 2019-05-01 |
20999. | eh (patricklie) | 51.26 | 92% | 2020-08-10 |
21000. | starvig (thomshi) | 51.25 | 95% | 2019-01-26 |
21001. | kris (kriskarm) | 51.25 | 96% | 2016-09-12 |
21002. | ジョンジョンジョン... | 51.25 | 89% | 2016-10-12 |
21003. | adilet_ (adilet_524) | 51.24 | 93% | 2022-09-05 |
21004. | Pan314 (pan314) | 51.24 | 91% | 2017-01-22 |
21005. | Nguyen (nguyepham) | 51.22 | 96% | 2023-08-23 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |